View Full Version : My evil plan

12/16/2004 4:07pm,
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a chosen one. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, terrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.


12/16/2004 4:11pm,
First of all every evil plan must involve a laser, it's in the bylaws.