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Wounded Ronin
12/10/2004 1:26pm,
Who would win in a manly fistfight? Bruce Lee with his cool black kungfu pants, or Paul Bunyan with his lumberjack suit?

Zing!
12/10/2004 1:29pm,
Paul Bunyan, definetly. Not only is he way bigger than Bruce Lee, but he also has Babe the blue ox. Maybe Mas Oyama could beat that (due to his history of fighting bulls), but not Bruce.

ojgsxr6
12/10/2004 1:34pm,
Bruce Lee beat Kareem Abdul Jabar, Paul Bunyan only beat wood, end of story. And Paul Bunyan needed an Axe. Bruce Lee went through like 50 wooden men a day, until he commisioned a cast iron one. I know because a friend's cousin once read on GameFaqs that his cousin's uncle worked at the foundry that put in a bid to make it.

A.D.D
12/10/2004 1:41pm,
I think that Bruce Lee weighed less than a duck therefore Paul Bunyan would have no trouble.

FHoppy
12/10/2004 1:46pm,
But what if Bruce used little tiny rocks? Or turned into a newt?

A.D.D
12/10/2004 1:53pm,
But what if Bruce used little tiny rocks? Or turned into a newt?


I think since Paul Bunyan is so big he would use churches instead of tiny rocks.

As for turning into a newt... Get eaten?

5FingazofDeath
12/10/2004 1:56pm,
OMG

You people.....just dont understand....BRUCE LEE IS INVINCIBLE!!!

IT DOESNT MATTER WHO HE FIGHTS!!! Be it Paul Bunyon, Jackie Chan, the A bomb, Freddy, Jason, Bigfoot, Royce Gracie, "traditional" kung fu fighters, Steven Seagal, the easter bunny, Mike Myers, Leatherface, The Loch Ness monster, Satan, Jesus Christ (same weight class), a Mack truck, Kimbo, grapplers, a steam roller, strikers, or GOD HIMSELF.

IT DOESNT MATTER!!!



Just dont give him any aspirin.

ssfsx17
12/10/2004 1:59pm,
Paul Bunyan would just eat Bruce.

A much more even battle would be Bruce Lee vs. John Henry.

A.D.D
12/10/2004 2:03pm,
OMG

You people.....just dont understand....BRUCE LEE IS INVINCIBLE!!!

IT DOESNT MATTER WHO HE FIGHTS!!! Be it Paul Bunyon, Jackie Chan, the A bomb, Freddy, Jason, Bigfoot, Royce Gracie, "traditional" kung fu fighters, Steven Seagal, the easter bunny, Mike Myers, Leatherface, The Loch Ness monster, Satan, Jesus Christ (same weight class), a Mack truck, Kimbo, grapplers, a steam roller, strikers, or GOD HIMSELF.

IT DOESNT MATTER!!!



How about all at once?

ojgsxr6
12/10/2004 2:44pm,
A much more even battle would be Bruce Lee vs. John Henry.
Yeah right more even if they fought minutes after Bruce Lee fought and beat Paul Bunyan, beat the Rock Drill machine, then did a couple of warm up laps. Then maybe John Henry would have a slightly better chance, like Bruce would beat him in 30 seconds not 15.

5FingazofDeath
12/10/2004 3:25pm,
How about all at once?


Bruce Lee, by eye jab interception. I mean, its not hard people.

I still think the aspirin got lucky.

gojuJKDdude
12/10/2004 3:46pm,
this is a classic david v.s. goliath matchup

Although bunyan has the reach, he is a relatively innexperienced bar room brawler, bruce will win for sure.

FHoppy
12/10/2004 4:09pm,
Ditka.

KhorneliusPraxx
12/10/2004 4:16pm,
These threads are making me sad.

Moleculo
12/10/2004 7:32pm,
Yet you read them.

bodar
12/11/2004 4:40am,
Must be said: "Trees don't hit back"