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Nid
11/28/2004 5:55pm,
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2089-1378517,00.html


The Sunday Times - World

November 28, 2004

‘Obesity tourism’ is Mugabe’s answer to feeding Zimbabwe
Christina Lamb, Mazowe Valley, Zimbabwe

ZIMBABWE has come up with a bizarre proposal to solve the food crisis threatening half its population with starvation. It wants to bring in obese tourists from overseas so that they can shed pounds doing manual labour on land seized from white farmers.

The Crack Taoist
11/28/2004 6:21pm,
But but.. I don't understand. I thought that White Rhodesia
was the bad guys, the racists... the vanguards of oppressive
colonialism?

This whole story is nonsense.. it's *obviously* the bigoted
western media slandering the fearless populist leader.

Obviously.

El Tejon
11/28/2004 6:37pm,
Hmmm, knowing socialists as I do, I would have thought the answer to be to kill 90% of his population.

Can't Usama go hide in Mugabestan and then we go in for national renewal. Run a bulldozer over that country and start over!

Roidie McDouchebag
11/28/2004 6:43pm,
This belongs in the "Current Events" forum.

Anyway, that's probably as good a solution to the country's problems as Mugabe is likely to come up with.

Freddy
11/28/2004 7:36pm,
Hmmm, knowing socialists as I do, I would have thought the answer to be to kill 90% of his population.

Can't Usama go hide in Mugabestan and then we go in for national renewal. Run a bulldozer over that country and start over!

Mugabe is a socialist? Wow you must really go back and read the history books.

Jolly_Roger
11/28/2004 8:54pm,
Sweet god...this is incredible!
Cool thread!!!

Stick
11/28/2004 8:58pm,
I approve.

Work the fat white people in the fields of Africa, and better yet make them sign up and pay for it.

Jolly_Roger
11/28/2004 9:04pm,
Mugabe says: You there, fat white people with money, you come here and get slim, or Mugabe eats you*!

* Unless you´re Capt.Shady, in which case Mugabe uses you as a chemical weapon to invade Egypt.

v1o
2/13/2005 11:44pm,
Praise be to Robert Gabriel Mugabe