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SARS_Attacks
11/07/2004 4:24pm,
I've heard a bit regarding the bare-knuckle boxing expertise of the group of gypsies known as pikeys. I'd like to know a bit more as to how they've gained such a reputation and what a pikey boxer's training regiment is like.

-sits and waits for the pikey jokes-

Literati
11/07/2004 5:21pm,
I can't really answer your questions but I do have a pikey bare knuckle match on hand...

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~pebbles/email/movies/pikeys.wmv

I figure this might interest you or anyone else who hasn't seen it and is curious about fighting pikeys. Sorry if it's been posted before.

Grant
11/07/2004 5:39pm,
I've heard a bit regarding the bare-knuckle boxing expertise of the group of gypsies known as pikeys
You saw Snatch right?

Red Elvis
11/07/2004 6:00pm,
I can't really answer your questions but I do have a pikey bare knuckle match on hand...

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~pebbles/email/movies/pikeys.wmv

I figure this might interest you or anyone else who hasn't seen it and is curious about fighting pikeys. Sorry if it's been posted before.

Damn, that guy got jacked up and kept coming back for more. Cool video, but where was Brad Pitt? He woulda killed 'em both! :5yeah:

The soundtrack (and I say that loosely as I don't remember there being one) coulda used some work though as I do like The Pogues.

gojuJKDdude
11/07/2004 6:09pm,
do u really think they were fighting for 10,000 pounds?

Traditional Tom
11/07/2004 6:15pm,
damn, Dark Majique beat me to the Snatch question/statement.

Grant
11/07/2004 6:23pm,
damn, Dark Majique beat me to the Snatch question/statement.

"This is Tommy. He tells people he's named after a gun, but I know he's named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer." --Turkish (Snatch) :laughing4

supercrap
11/07/2004 6:43pm,
The gypsies near where I used to live in South England were scum.

Nothing like the Roman Gypsies of legend living in beautiful ornate caravans and travelling Europe dabbling in the occult and generally keeping to themselves.

No, these guys live in government housing, NEVER wash, NEVER clean anything in their house or garden (burnt out cars, dead horses, tricycles, washing machines, dead relatives...) just about anything you could imaging was either rotting or rusting on display in their gardens for all to see. They'd steal anything that wasn't locked down, spoke a gutteral form of english that was so hard to understand you just had to smile and nod whenever one of them trained their beady little eyes on you and hope they werent about to rip your liver out and sell it.

They were ALL either obese or morbidly skinny, pale and sallow from malnutrition, all of them have shifty little inbred eyes that point in different directions.

Favourite pastimes of theirs included - firing stones in slingshots at my family (especially my baby sister in her pram - easy target) torturing, killing and / or molesting any pets you may have, harassing the good folk of the neighbourhood, coming round to ask for money for the week leading up to and the week after any public holiday (christmas, new year, halloween, **** even the queen's birthday)

While I never saw them training or boxing, I did see them administering the beatdowns on many occasion and had to pedal as fast as my little legs could carry me to escape my own beatings.

In short, they are dirty, crafty, ruthless and hard as nails, and I would not want to mess with them. Oh, and any one of them would kill brad pitt, rip his arms off, beat him with the arms, make a bbq out of him and give the leftovers to their three legged dog, WITHOUT even thinking TWICE about it!

Now that's what I call real ultimate power!

Nid
11/07/2004 6:48pm,
Do you blame the Czechs for tying the tubes of the wimmin?

Grant
11/07/2004 6:51pm,
Actually, for the few weeks the gypsies were round here:
Both of our car's were broken into, all of our front windows smashed with rocks and a friend of mine was hospitalized because they uprooted a signpost and hit him in the head with it, then took out every panel on his car with a baseball bat...

Not only tough and crafty but inventive aswell.

supercrap
11/07/2004 6:57pm,
Hampshire - I used to live in Dorset. New forest - Gyppo land!

They decided to crash the nearest town, Bournemouth. Caused so much trouble that all the pubs and clubs had to close down.

2 or 3 bouncers per pub, tough as they are, couldn't handle a swarm of pissed up pikeys looking for trouble.

Grant
11/07/2004 7:00pm,
If there is any trouble they just move on and terrorize a new town, they really are great human beings.

supercrap
11/07/2004 7:09pm,
Great isn't it - ANd I think there is some archaic council law that says these travelling folks are allowed a week's grace to camp on public land, before being booted off by the police.

So they get a week to pillage each town... They truly are a wonderful addition to the British Populace.

That fighting pikey video - not bad, real, REAL pikeys would have degenerated into shoving sticks in each others eyes and eating the observers.

Nid
11/07/2004 7:18pm,
So the video does feature gypsies per se?

In Austria they were a darker folk.

supercrap
11/07/2004 7:32pm,
Just watched the vid againwith the volume cranked up.

They're pikeys alright, couldn't understand a fuckin word....

The guy who won was wide open for a cro cop style left high kick to the head :)

Don Gwinn
11/07/2004 10:14pm,
Sounds like we're dealin' with REAVERS!

I ain't goin' anywhere near Reaver territory. . . . .