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10/19/2004 11:57am,
How would you grapple/fight in this situation:

Mr. Mantis
10/19/2004 12:00pm,
I'd throw sand in his eyes and kick him in the knee.

10/19/2004 12:08pm,

10/19/2004 12:10pm,
What is the sound of one hand tapping?

10/19/2004 12:10pm,
I contemplated a .50 caliber handgun, then I realised that he would probably be more dangerous when he's pissed off so, I think that I will use my chi to run, run like the wind and hope he doesn't throw something like a bus at me.

10/19/2004 12:13pm,
Any more information on this? I figured out it was from World's Strongest Man in the Bahamas, but not much else beyond that.

10/19/2004 12:14pm,
Maybe we are over-estimating him...

Gringo Grande
10/19/2004 12:17pm,
Dude its Marius Pudzianowski...he actually has a BB I believe in Shotokan or Kyoshukin Karate. As always, most of the posters on Sherdog where getting a hard on over this, "Omfgzorz, he is going to go to Pride and kill everyone".

One of the few Worlds Strongest Man contestants who looks ripped...but then again...us Polish people are known for being buff ;) I think he has won the last couple of years...he's rather athletic for his size.

Gringo Grande

10/19/2004 12:20pm,
He also does boxing. My sister is obsessed with him, so I know all sorts of things about him that a straight man shouldn't know.

10/19/2004 12:22pm,
Puds is kyokushin, but I don't think he is a black belt...

On second thought,I am sure if I get by his defence with my cat like speed and reflexes, I can strike his exposed vital points and ... who the **** am I kidding ?
He'd flick me away like a sticky bogger !

10/19/2004 12:33pm,
I've fought (I mean sparred) two guys that had bodies kinda like this. Not as huge, but WAY bigger and stronger than me. I usually got creamed. The techniques that worked (rarely) were:

1. Kick hard to unset their balance, with side or front - to the thigh, hip joint, or inner leg - followed by strikes. Of course one would have to be rather careful where to hit a guy like this. It's either hit to drop him or hit real soft so he doesn't get mad :).
2. Fake followed by fast strike. One I mentioned before that worked was a kempo style wimpy back hand to the solar plexus that stunned the guy for a few seconds.
3. Drop kick ankle (it doesn't have 39 pounds of muscle around it), or drop and side kick to groin. Hope he doesn't have 38 pound balls.
4. Projectile vomit.
5. Take away his steroids and wait three or four months.

10/19/2004 12:34pm,
Yes, I agree with #4.
I also find that, crying like a baby and wetting your pants helps too.

10/19/2004 12:37pm,
I'd cartwheel my ass out of there flinging salt behind me as I went.

10/19/2004 12:41pm,
I'd cartwheel my ass out of there flinging salt behind me as I went.

You'd be fine, he doesn't hit women.

10/19/2004 12:43pm,
Ashida Kim has this all figured out:
That's why the primary technique of Mugei-Mumei no Jitsu style Ninjitsu is to throw sand in the attacker's eyes and run away.
http://p206.ezboard.com/fashidakimmessageboardsfrm8.showMessage?topicID=20 .topic

10/19/2004 12:45pm,
I would send J-Kid to double-leg him.