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Bang!
8/17/2004 2:58pm,
So you're standing in front of the bathroom mirror, staring at your adolescent moustache and trying to figure out whether it will look more like Dan Severn's or Magnum P.I.'s once it finally grows in. Suddenly, there's a poof of glitter and you find yourself face to face with the martial arts fairy. She tells you that she will grant you mastery of any three techniques you wish.

She also tells you that she doesn't want to hear any hippie pontifications about how you love the process of learning and wouldn't just want to be given skills that you haven't earned.

So: If you could have mastery of any three techniques, what would they be and why?

Mox_Mox
8/17/2004 3:02pm,
Double leg takedown
Jab
Triangle choke

EternalRage
8/17/2004 3:03pm,
1.) SHINKUU HADOKEN!

2.) KAZE NO KIZU!!!!

3.) GAMABUNTA KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!!!!!!

ImAlrdyNum
8/17/2004 3:03pm,
Are we talking skill-SETS or specific techniques? Would a sweet right cross be an example of a technique, or can I just say "punching"?

specifics!!

Ronin
8/17/2004 3:04pm,
Reverse Punch
Round kick
Chi Fart !!
Ok, ok...
Ippon seoi nage.
No wait, Uchi mata !!
No wait, BOTH !!!

Roidie McDouchebag
8/17/2004 3:05pm,
I'd do the same as Mox, except I'd go for the flying armbar instead of the triangle...because the flying armbar is just so much cooler.

Pandinha
8/17/2004 3:05pm,
Death Touch
Sand Throwing
Ninja Disappearing

Peter H.
8/17/2004 3:06pm,
The PUNCH
The KICK
The THROW

mr. gordo
8/17/2004 3:06pm,
Just one technique....the elbow strike of Jailhouse Rock!

Mox_Mox
8/17/2004 3:06pm,
Originally posted by I Choke You
I'd do the same as Mox, except I'd go for the flying armbar instead of the triangle...because the flying armbar is just so much cooler.

Why must you one up me!!!!!
Fine I'll just go with a flying triangle. Suck on that.

WhiteShark
8/17/2004 3:10pm,
I would instead ask to be J-Lau!!!!!

Ronin
8/17/2004 3:11pm,
Originally posted by WhiteShark
I would instead ask to be J-Lau!!!!!

It's not a curse, ass wipe.

Bang!
8/17/2004 3:11pm,
Originally posted by Peter H.
The PUNCH
The KICK
The THROW You know something? The martial arts fairy doesn't brook smartasses. She says that if you don't provide her with specifics within 10 seconds, that she's going to give you a glass jaw, a dodgy colon and a lifetime of mediocrity in everything but screaming like a little girl.

Roidie McDouchebag
8/17/2004 3:11pm,
Yes...the flying triangle is probably cooler...but I can already do the flying armbar (if I'm lucky) so I have a better frame of reference.

ImAlrdyNum
8/17/2004 3:12pm,
Originally posted by Peter H.
The PUNCH
The KICK
The THROW

Seconded.

JKDChick
8/17/2004 3:13pm,
I would ask for mastery of:

Takedowns
Footwork
Balance