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PizDoff
6/23/2004 7:11pm,
Man Robbed After Answering the Door Nude

RAPID CITY, S.D. - Police say a Rapid City man was robbed early Monday after he answered the door in the nude. The man told police he had been sleeping unclothed before he answered a knock at the door. Assailants overpowered him, hit him on the head and ran out with his wallet and blue jeans.



The man chased after the assailants and fell down the stairs.


According to the police log, an officer checked out a report of a naked man lying by the stairs at a motel and found a trail of blood leading to the man's room.


Police Lt. David Walton said the man was taken by ambulance to Rapid City Regional Hospital where he was given stitches for a head wound and released.


Police found a pair of blue jeans in a parking lot. The report said an undisclosed number of suspects had taken the wallet.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&ncid=816&e=6&u=/ap/20040623/ap_on_fe_st/nude_robbery





Well, despite having negated some takedown capabilities his attackers may have had, he apparently did not work on his boxing and blocking skills enough. And his footwork too.

Now......did he expect to catch his attackers in the street, tackle several of them down, and administer justice his style to them?

Well, I'd probably run after them in the nude as well, can't blame him. I did that once, all these men stared at my breasts though, I don't understand, haven't they seen a woman's breast before? What is wrong with guys anyways?

PizDoff
6/25/2004 2:57pm,
Wow, I will learn from the master now!

*Runs with KUNGFOOLSS into the mountains*

johnbo
6/25/2004 3:05pm,
So WTF does Kungfools story have to do with MA?

Te(V)plar
6/27/2004 12:11pm,
Originally posted by PizDoff
I did that once, all these men stared at my breasts though, I don't understand, haven't they seen a woman's breast before? What is wrong with guys anyways? Pics/video plz



P.S. Men love titties. What can I say?

EternalRage
6/27/2004 12:45pm,
PizDoff is a girl?????

X_plosion
6/27/2004 1:36pm,
If a victim of that type of robbery were trained in classical Pankration, then he'd have no problems fighting them in the nude. ;)

EternalRage
6/27/2004 4:12pm,
PIZDOFF IS A GIRL? AND SHE HAS BREASTS (o )( o) ???

Todash
7/01/2004 9:13pm,
Boobs are nice cause.... their all......perky?

( o)(o )

Mine are cooler

Cyborg Ninja
7/03/2004 8:32pm,
Ok first off, WTF does the original story have to do with MA. Second, you wouldn't answer the door in the nude, would you?

PizDoff
7/03/2004 8:57pm,
If it was the pizza boy.