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Archangel*6
6/03/2004 11:07pm,
While perusing the shelves at my friendly neighborhood Target store I came across a sight that I just could not believe...


I kid you not... (http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0679863710/ref=sib_dp_pt/002-9460172-3900851#reader-link)


It was the funniest thing I've seen all week. Richard Scarry's got nothing on this one.:)

Child - "Read me a story Mommy!!!"
Mommy - "Ok dear, now there once was a ninja who had teh l33t d3adl3y fighting skiils..."
Child - "Mommy, I did not think Ninjas knew about BJJ."

Te(V)plar
6/03/2004 11:10pm,
I want a magic treehouse :(


It would be filled with bbq meat and sexually starved bikini models.

stoogejitsu
6/03/2004 11:14pm,
Dude, those ninjas would own harry potter.

Stick
6/03/2004 11:18pm,
......

The evil samurai...... good grief.....

Ka-Bar
6/04/2004 12:05am,
I knew ninjas only existed in Fairy Tales...

Dustdevil
6/04/2004 1:07am,
Check it out. The little girl is fixin' to ap chagi him in the nutz.

LOOK EYE!! ALWAYS LOOK EYE!!

Matsufubu
6/04/2004 4:24am,
I never knew ninjas were child abductors. Is he/she trying to fight a couple of kids? Now that's what I call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!

LLL
6/04/2004 4:30am,
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1889267015.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Matsufubu
6/04/2004 6:00am,
Next book in the series: 'The Amorous Adventures of Little Jay', by Chris Hunter.

Gringo Grande
6/04/2004 6:37am,
Damn, Matsu beat me to it.

Gringo Grande

Azteca
6/04/2004 7:55am,
Speaking of ninjas in fairy tales wasnt there one of those "Choose your own adventure" books where one of them dealt that you were taking on ninjas too?

Chupacabra
6/04/2004 9:03am,
Back of the book:

HAVE YOU EVER MET A REAL NINJA?

jack and annie do when the majical tree house whisk them back into anchient japan where they find themselves in the cave of a ninja master. will they learn the secrets of the ninja? or will the evil samurai warriors get them first?
TRANSLATION:

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ABDUCTED?
jack and annie were when the majical astro van whisked them away to aland of video cameras and blindfolds? will they be molested and filmed? or will the FBI bust down the door before it's too late

Matsufubu
6/04/2004 9:23am,
"The cave of a ninja master"?

What are ninjas, wild animals?

And I'd love to know what the "secrets of the ninja" are, and how it would help a couple of kids against EVIL (?!?) Samurai warriors. The only skills I can think of to help kids are:

- Flying
- Invisibility
- Throwing sand in their enemies' eyes (extra d34dly in the hands of a ninja!)

Also, the ninja is somehow their friend, while the Samurai are their enemies, and yet the ninja appears to be kidnapping them.

This book sucks, but I bet it's 10000 times better than Ashida Kim's.

FledglingTengu
6/04/2004 9:57am,
I think ninjas were in ALL chooseyourownadventure books. So were space aliens.

Green Meanie
6/04/2004 11:11am,
Ninjas are descended from space aliens -everybody knows that! That's where the mind tricks and interest in anal probes comes from. ;)

Transcendent Sunchips
6/04/2004 11:26am,
Does that make space aliens mammals?