View Full Version : Rumsfeld vs. Bruce Lee who'd pwn who?

5/31/2004 9:26pm,
In a desparate attempt to overcome my newbie status and wash the dirty, dirty newbie smell from my thinning hair I'll ante up with some links...

Here are some sites that may make you laugh, cry or simply soil that adult diaper you KNOW you outta change more frequently....

First off, lets talk Rumsfeld. I always thought there was something a bit sideways with that guy. Now I'm sure...




You want Videos?

How 'bout tons O' K.O's?? (sorry no Rumsfeld kicking Lee's ass)

Here's a link to an Italian site chalk full of good ol' ass whooping vids. Unfortunatley they are mostly AVI format....fucking Italians.


And finally a site with just way too many wierd links and stuff.



Strong Machine
5/31/2004 11:42pm,
Rumsfeld was captain of his wrestling team in school.
I think there's a very good chance that he could indeed have whipped Lee.

The Wastrel
6/01/2004 12:06am,
He wrestled at Princeton, as well.

6/01/2004 12:12am,
wasnt that Bolo ? Or perhaps that was an Armbar ... well , Bolo is Taiji anyway , and that was MANY years before the "1993 Deadline"

6/01/2004 12:28am,
Why do people do this bs about so and so vs Bruce Lee.

Leave the dead dude alone.

6/01/2004 7:04am,
O.K. let's leave the dead man alone....

How about Rumsfeld vs. Bush?

Bush afterall knows combat YOGA!


6/01/2004 7:12am,
next person who makes this kind of thread gets a fucking tv aerial in the eye. honestly. the horses carcass has long since been ground to nothing. if you want to be an acceptable newbie like myself, dont make dumb **** topic names. the links are good though, so I will let you keep your teeth. for now.

oh and not only does he armbar sammo hung, he breaks jackie chans neck, and takes pleasure in doing so. they had to edit out the bit where he choked out royce though cos brazilians riot too fucking much.

6/01/2004 7:16am,
Bruce would have kicked him in the nuts.

6/01/2004 7:41am,
Rummy would cheat and bring in the Army, Navy, and Marines.

6/01/2004 8:09am,
the links are good though, so I will let you keep your teeth. for now.

Thank you for your dental largesse. In future i will refrain from posting such topics. In the meantime however, and as my final word on the subject, please keep in mind that in a fight between you and Bruce, he's KO you with a crane beak to that tiny bald patch on the underside of your diminutive scrotum.

6/01/2004 9:02am,

Rummy by airstrike. 2:31 rd 1