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Sri Hanuman
10/19/2017 1:39pm,
Nice try, Russel Crowe.
You're not fooling anybody with that disguise.

BKR
10/19/2017 1:41pm,
I have a plan to make wing chun the deadly street tested art that it deserves to be. I will be picking fights in public with random members of the public I encounter by chance. I will only use wing chun-based principles such as bong sau, lop sau, poon sau, Wu sau and siu Nim tau. Once I achieve consistent victories in no holes barred combat, I will then transmit the successful methodology to others and thus the system Wing Chun Prime will be born.

Comments are welcome, however I will not tolerate any criticism or mockery of wing chun or my boy Yip Man.

Sounds like menu at Chinese restaurant.

hungryjoe
10/19/2017 1:46pm,
I have a plan to make wing chun the deadly street tested art that it deserves to be. I will be picking fights in public with random members of the public I encounter by chance. I will only use wing chun-based principles such as bong sau, lop sau, poon sau, Wu sau and siu Nim tau. Once I achieve consistent victories in no holes barred combat, I will then transmit the successful methodology to others and thus the system Wing Chun Prime will be born.

Comments are welcome, however I will not tolerate any criticism or mockery of wing chun or my boy Yip Man.

Lol at thread title. I hope you can fight better than you spell.

hungryjoe
10/19/2017 1:47pm,
Sounds like menu at Chinese restaurant.

Beautiful Chin Roll

Sri Hanuman
10/19/2017 1:49pm,
Sounds like menu at Chinese restaurant.

That's not true. They welcome comments.
As long as you're not one of those Mongolian anti-wallers.

Sri Hanuman
10/19/2017 1:51pm,
Simpsons already did it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORBgNjm2K0w

Sri Hanuman
10/19/2017 4:44pm,
How can I edit the title to fix the spelling? I don't want the guys on here to think I'm stupid.

It's a bit tricky.
First, open the command prompt.
Next, type in FDISK c:
Then press enter.
Soon all troubles will be over.

Falenay
10/19/2017 4:55pm,
It's a bit tricky.
First, open the command prompt.
Next, type in FDISK c:
Then press enter.
Soon all troubles will be over.
Love it!

And as we should not expect all those out there to know these really handy things, here a step-by-step manual:

1. press Windows key + R
2. type "cmd" (that is...without "", of course)
3. press enter
4. type "FDISK c:" (you know...see 2.)
5. press enter
6. press "y", ignoring all the difficult words on your screen
7. profit!

This is one of the most important problem solvers in life. It changed my life for good!

submessenger
10/19/2017 5:00pm,
How can I edit the title to fix the spelling? I don't want the guys on here to think I'm stupid.

It may be too late for that, but I fixed it for you, regardless.

scipio
10/20/2017 2:35am,
Thank you for you Ip Man blessing, I'm sure Submessenger has benefited from it - could you also extend his blessing to other members of the forum?

Cake of Doom
10/20/2017 3:49am,
Wing Chin Prime sounds way more street than Chun. You should have left it.

Holy Moment
10/20/2017 5:13am,
You'll have to figure out a way to not cry every time you get hit.

Bneterasedmynam
10/20/2017 8:16am,
That's not true. They welcome comments.
As long as you're not one of those Mongolian anti-wallers.

Get away from my shitty wall stupid mongorian.

SneakyGoblin
10/20/2017 8:38am,
Wing Chun Prime sounds like an Amazon service.

"You, too, can have deadly hands for only $9.99 per month."

Sri Hanuman
10/20/2017 10:44am,
Wing Chun Prime sounds like an Amazon service.

"You, too, can have deadly hands for only $9.99 per month."
MRSA is a serious bacteria on the wrong hands.

SneakyGoblin
10/20/2017 10:45am,
So what do you think? How many street victories should I record before I start drafting a syllabus for instructing others?

One should do it.

After your victory be sure to state your name and address to the camera, so we know it's you. Once you've done that, be sure to send copies of the vid to the local police department- they will be able to verify your win with an appropriate paper trail.