View Full Version : New Jersey police try out a new life saving technique

6/09/2017 12:12pm,
The police in New Jersey have found a new technique in treating burn victims. They kick the crap out of them.


"Here let me help you with that fire ::PUNT::". The Jersey police have responded by basically saying "sometimes life saving isn't pretty". Hahahahaha.

Holy Moment
6/10/2017 2:34pm,
The war between Dan Severn and Emmanuel Yarborough is heating up, so to speak.

6/10/2017 9:12pm,
Oh, this is one of my all-time favorite jokes to tell. Here's the punchline:

He was waving a fire-arm at the cops.

Holy Moment
6/10/2017 9:51pm,
…We hammered away for a few more minutes, breathing and struggling together before I sensed the flood of her womb advancing. I let myself rise to the occasion and filled her Heavenly Chamber with my seed as she exploded in orgasm.