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kendamu
5/26/2017 4:13am,
So, if I put on a black gi and do Kuji-Kiri before and after BJJ class, does that mean I can be a ninja?

Cake of Doom
5/26/2017 4:36am,
Finger banging exercises are best left at home. Unless the lads/ladies at the gym are looking for pointers.

BackFistMonkey
5/26/2017 6:16am,
So, if I put on a black gi and do Kuji-Kiri before and after BJJ class, does that mean I can be a ninja?

See the Adv Grappling Forum can't handle the tough, real deal, gnarly, hands on questions. You chose wisely to put the thread here away from those literal Nazi-Cuddlers.

plasma
5/26/2017 12:20pm,
I only grapple in Tabi.

GrouchyOldMan
5/26/2017 1:23pm,
So, if I put on a black gi and do Kuji-Kiri before and after BJJ class, does that mean I can be a ninja?

The life of a ninja is secretive, and bold. It is profoundly calm and chaotic, and you must learn to master yourself so as to lead of life of simple complexity.

Devil
5/26/2017 1:26pm,
So, if I put on a black gi and do Kuji-Kiri before and after BJJ class, does that mean I can be a ninja?

If you can do it in the center of the gym during open mat without being seen or touched, then and only then can you call yourself a ninja.

GrouchyOldMan
5/26/2017 1:27pm,
I only grapple in Tabi.

I grapple in only tabi. All of my judo brothers are terrified to randori with me. Ninja AF!

Devil
5/26/2017 1:34pm,
I grapple in only tabi. All of my judo brothers are terrified to randori with me. Ninja AF!

See, this is the kind of dedication it takes to be a ninja. If it was easy, everybody would be a ninja.

kendamu
5/26/2017 6:21pm,
Let me get this straight.

I need to wear tabi only and fingerbang in the middle of open mat without being seen to be a ninja.

Challenge accepted!!

http://weirdotoys.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/stunt_01.jpg

GrouchyOldMan
5/26/2017 6:31pm,
Let me get this straight.

I need to wear tabi only and fingerbang in the middle of open mat without being seen to be a ninja.

Challenge accepted!!

http://weirdotoys.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/stunt_01.jpg

Yes, this meets all of the criteria of real ninja combat. It is unorthodox, completely unexpected by your enemies, shows commitment to do whatever you must do to be victorious in battle, and will appear to be no more than an impossible fairy tale to anyone who does not possess deep understanding of the secrets of true ninpo.

Mr. Machette
5/27/2017 11:36am,
So, if I put on a black gi and do Kuji-Kiri before and after BJJ class, does that mean I can be a ninja?
More Ninja than Hatsumi.