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datdamnmachine
9/02/2016 2:49pm,
Some Friday fun for everyone. I think the URL and title pretty much sums it up. Enjoy:

https://theweek.com/speedreads/646645/63yearold-japanese-man-fights-bear-karate

Note: Obviously, due your due diligence as to whether or not the story is factual but have fun regardless.

ermghoti
9/02/2016 3:25pm,
Bears?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li0wumenev1qhg4t0o1_400.png

Sam Losco
9/02/2016 3:44pm,
Bears?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li0wumenev1qhg4t0o1_400.png

Man

You like seriously fucking

Stole my

Well no

You dindt steal anyting

YOU TOOK MY JOB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd8SmUVqVZs

ermghoti
9/02/2016 3:59pm,
Just don't play dead. That doesn't work. A friend told me that.

Sam Losco
9/02/2016 4:09pm,
Just don't play dead. That doesn't work. A friend told me that.

Some serious heat going on here, think I need a vactaion

BKR
9/02/2016 4:13pm,
Bears?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li0wumenev1qhg4t0o1_400.png

First rule of fighting bears: Stay out of bear bars...

Evergrey
9/03/2016 1:29am,
Bears?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li0wumenev1qhg4t0o1_400.png

The Ev loves the bears, but the bears do not love The Ev QQ

Evergrey
9/03/2016 1:32am,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCZGbUkabd4

PS, because I love you all, here. Have one of the more embarrassing moments in Kyokushin history.

The bear is obviously tame, chill as ****, not wanting to fight, and probably really drugged, too.

It, ah.

*stares at feet*

I gotta go like... do stuff.

*locks self in office*

MisterMR
9/03/2016 4:56am,
Have one of the more embarrassing moments in Kyokushin history

But the music is awesome! (so many memories of my youth spent at lookong super sentai stuff).

Plus, most likely the bears trained in some compliant, not pressure tested way, and this is the reason they lost. Japanese bears should really stop with katas and modernise their training.

Finally, the guy at the end of the video staring at the karateka is priceless.

Mr. Machette
9/03/2016 5:03am,
That guy just pulled a Charlie Zelenoft on a black bear.
"Friendly spar, bruh."
"RrrRRrraaaaaAAAAARRRrrwww"
"KIYAI!"

MTTKDGUY
9/03/2016 10:17am,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCZGbUkabd4

PS, because I love you all, here. Have one of the more embarrassing moments in Kyokushin history.

The bear is obviously tame, chill as ****, not wanting to fight, and probably really drugged, too.

It, ah.

*stares at feet*

I gotta go like... do stuff.

*locks self in office*

That is fucking hilarious!!!

Where I live, we have plenty of bears...grizzly bears...I frequently find bear scat on my half-acre...this guy is welcome to come try that **** on my bears any time he wants :)

Sam Losco
9/03/2016 12:01pm,
Kyokushin is one of the most coolest (streetes) MA stuff there is but japanese ppl have serious issue with tortuting animals (well yeah not nearly as serious as f.e philippine, chinese or thai i.e)

But well this issue is not as strong as anothere one;

Swedish guys

And their some fucking serious issue to take it up the ass

BKR
9/03/2016 1:09pm,
That is fucking hilarious!!!

Where I live, we have plenty of bears...grizzly bears...I frequently find bear scat on my half-acre...this guy is welcome to come try that **** on my bears any time he wants :)

The grizzly population is getting higher up here too. Seeing them at the edges of the valley is not so unusual now, seeing sign is pretty common. We never go out in the woods unarmed and without pepper spray anymore.

ermghoti
9/03/2016 1:29pm,
The grizzly population is getting higher up here too. Seeing them at the edges of the valley is not so unusual now, seeing sign is pretty common. We never go out in the woods unarmed and without pepper spray anymore.

Wait...

...

BKR...

Bear Karate Rape.

Can not unsee.

Mandem
9/03/2016 2:15pm,
The grizzly population is getting higher up here too. Seeing them at the edges of the valley is not so unusual now, seeing sign is pretty common. We never go out in the woods unarmed and without pepper spray anymore.

Clearly you need to call that karate guy in

Evergrey
9/04/2016 1:34pm,
Willy Williams was pretty damned impressive, embarrassing bear abuse aside.
That was also a long time ago.
He's elderly now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willie_Williams_(karateka)