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Wounded Ronin
8/22/2016 7:05pm,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVEmOQRgqwk&feature=youtu.be

A friend of mine just linked me to this video. A store clerk chases a robber out of his store. In order to do so he pulls out a big, shitty Aladdin looking wallhanger. The sword looks ridiculous but apparently the perp was intimidated and fled.

I imagine that had the clerk pulled a $2000 Albion longsword that looked more low key the perp could have been less intimidated, out of ignorance.

Jim Giant
8/22/2016 8:15pm,
That shitty wallhanger would likely still do damage, it's just going to fall apart afterwards.

Bneterasedmynam
8/25/2016 10:15am,
The main problem with most wall hangers is the shitty screw on hilt. Of course most are also stainless steel which sucks ass. But they could easily still remove a limb with a good swing.

ermghoti
8/25/2016 11:17am,
A sword that is good for one hit is good for exactly one hit more than I want to deal with.

Nutcracker, sweet
8/25/2016 11:36am,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVEmOQRgqwk&feature=youtu.be

A friend of mine just linked me to this video. A store clerk chases a robber out of his store. In order to do so he pulls out a big, shitty Aladdin looking wallhanger. The sword looks ridiculous but apparently the perp was intimidated and fled.

I imagine that had the clerk pulled a $2000 Albion longsword that looked more low key the perp could have been less intimidated, out of ignorance.

How could you miss pointing out that this was a street sword fight!?!?

Also, in b4 "there can be only one," joke.

NeilG
8/25/2016 2:03pm,
How could you miss pointing out that this was a street sword fight!?!?
Speaking of which, this (http://www.caverns-and-creatures.com/blog/2015/9/16/who-the-****-is-phil-elmore) is a pretty funny read.

BKR
8/25/2016 4:42pm,
Speaking of which, this (http://www.caverns-and-creatures.com/blog/2015/9/16/who-the-****-is-phil-elmore) is a pretty funny read.

thanks for sharing that, was damned funny, if not a bit repetitive with the dick jokes...

NeilG
8/25/2016 6:15pm,
thanks for sharing that, was damned funny, if not a bit repetitive with the dick jokes...You need a lot of dick jokes when you are dealing with a giant dick. It's been years and years since I last internet-wrassled with Phil, wonder what the idiot is up to these days. Does he still have his rabid followers on his pax whatever the hell forum?

anthracite
8/25/2016 8:40pm,
Speaking of which, this (http://www.caverns-and-creatures.com/blog/2015/9/16/who-the-****-is-phil-elmore) is a pretty funny read.

Artwork was spot on.

BKR
8/26/2016 10:50am,
You need a lot of dick jokes when you are dealing with a giant dick. It's been years and years since I last internet-wrassled with Phil, wonder what the idiot is up to these days. Does he still have his rabid followers on his pax whatever the hell forum?

Oh, I got that, I took a look at the authors other material, though.

The artwork was perfect, of course, as related to Phil.

The irony of one such writer going after another one is pretty rich, as Blevin's pointed out...

rnc357
8/29/2016 8:59am,
The clerk had a gun, but he used a shitty wall hanger sword to stop the robbery. Yeah ok then. Idiot.

Christmas Spirit
8/29/2016 9:11am,
The clerk had a gun, but he used a shitty wall hanger sword to stop the robbery. Yeah ok then. Idiot.

Its because he is
a Hilary supporter,
he said so clearly

in the video.
Did you even watch the vid?
You fucking moron.

Bneterasedmynam
8/29/2016 12:00pm,
The clerk had a gun, but he used a shitty wall hanger sword to stop the robbery. Yeah ok then. Idiot.

Results are all that matter.

Wounded Ronin
9/04/2016 7:31pm,
Speaking of which, this (http://www.caverns-and-creatures.com/blog/2015/9/16/who-the-****-is-phil-elmore) is a pretty funny read.

Updated link: http://www.caverns-and-creatures.com/blog/2015/9/16/who-the-****-is-phil-elmore?rq=elmore