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Wounded Ronin
8/17/2016 12:39am,
https://youtu.be/oKzae5Vl20E?t=12m5s

So I found this video from the late 80s on YouTube about how satanic cults are infiltrating US society.

They interview this young man in prison who claims that because he got into Zen and ninjitsu, he lost his original Christian morality, and was therefore able to commit ritual human sacrifices. The link should jump to a few seconds before he makes the claim.

The rest of the video is just a crazy record of our cultural excesses, especially in the late 80s.

BJMills
8/17/2016 2:17am,
Satanism? No. But super sizing three meals a day at McDonald's? Absolutely.

Bar Humbug
8/17/2016 4:28am,
On a more important note, they're suggesting that D&D players are part of the 'Carnal mind'.

Silly old white people, D&D players don't have sex...

Evergrey
8/17/2016 5:15am,
Ahh, the Satanic Panic.

BTW, the Satanic Temple is actually really awesome and doing great work these days. Their coloring book kicks ass, too.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_satanic_childrens_big_book_of_activities_is_ac tually_pretty_cute

Cake of Doom
8/17/2016 5:42am,
Ahh, the Satanic Panic.

BTW, the Satanic Temple is actually really awesome and doing great work these days. Their coloring book kicks ass, too.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_satanic_childrens_big_book_of_activities_is_ac tually_pretty_cute

I think I just Heard Lucifer throw up in his mouth a little.

http://www.fox.com/sites/default/files/KeyArt-Lucifer.png

slamdunc
8/17/2016 6:24am,
They interview this young man in prison who claims that because he got into Zen and ninjitsu, he lost his original Christian morality, and was therefore able to commit ritual human sacrifices.If he ever had his morality, studying eastern philosophy and religion wouldn't cause him to lose it. The only thing ninjitsu causes one to lose is a sense of reality.

On a more important note, they're suggesting that D&D players are part of the 'Carnal mind'.

Silly old white people, D&D players don't have sex...Yes they do. They are totally alone when they do it, but they do have sex.

Holy Moment
8/17/2016 6:51am,
I think there are still pre-school teachers in prison because some kids said they Satatically sacrificed their classmates or some ****.

BackFistMonkey
8/17/2016 6:52am,
Here is The Satanic Children's Activity book!

Like the whole thing... free as a PDF. If you enjoy it make sure you support the Church with a donation or purchase.

https://vk.com/doc2132547_437037702?hash=71062138d1d33ad5f6&dl=1ce2339f27e1f5f4af

Bar Humbug
8/17/2016 6:57am,
Yes they do. They are totally alone when they do it, but they do have sex.

You know you're right, I totally forgot about these these
http://piximus.net/media/12922/japanese-love-pillows-dakimakura-22.jpg

BackFistMonkey
8/17/2016 6:57am,
I think there are still pre-school teachers in prison because some kids said they Satatically sacrificed their classmates or some ****.

When people throw reason to the wind and start taking religion seriously that **** always happens. Witches and Warlocks are being stoned to death right now in Africa, for erection and penis size stealing



You know you're right, I totally forgot about these these
http://piximus.net/media/12922/japanese-love-pillows-dakimakura-22.jpg

My favorite part is the Laughing Man Logo...

ermghoti
8/17/2016 8:05am,
I don't know, I've watched ninjer videos and exclaimed "there can be no God" on several occassions.


I think there are still pre-school teachers in prison because some kids said they Satatically sacrificed their classmates or some ****.

Maybe not jail, but these poor bastards (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fells_Acres_Day_Care_Center_preschool_trial) are still wearing ankle bracelets.


My favorite part is the Laughing Man Logo...

But why does he have a dick sticking out of his ear?

goodlun
8/17/2016 9:07am,
Ninjitsu leads to awesome tv from the 90s:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX6hnoCU_bA

BackFistMonkey
8/17/2016 9:11am,
But why does he have a dick sticking out of his ear?

That's a ball cap
http://ghostintheshell.wikia.com/wiki/Laughing_Man


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFUWmoXf-2M

AprilRains
8/17/2016 9:42am,
i thought the subject said "immortality"
i was getting ready to buy the outfit and the silly square-guard sword and everything
what a disappointment

goodlun
8/17/2016 10:36am,
i thought the subject said "immortality"
i was getting ready to buy the outfit and the silly square-guard sword and everything
what a disappointment

I actually made the same mistake at first.

Wounded Ronin
8/17/2016 1:01pm,
I don't know, I've watched ninjer videos and exclaimed "there can be no God" on several occassions.



Maybe not jail, but these poor bastards (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fells_Acres_Day_Care_Center_preschool_trial) are still wearing ankle bracelets.



But why does he have a dick sticking out of his ear?

Wow, that story is really depressing! It's like the community freaked out, and they just abandoned due process.