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Tenebrous
6/18/2016 9:07pm,
17101

Clearly there are no standards anymore. They gave me a blackbelt. Witness my works, ye mighty, and despair.

jwinch2
6/18/2016 9:12pm,
Very cool! Congrats!

goodlun
6/18/2016 9:34pm,
Well **** its time to take up Catch instead

frenchie88
6/18/2016 10:14pm,
Congratulations!

Omega Supreme
6/18/2016 10:38pm,
Took you long enough. bwahahahaha

Tenebrous
6/18/2016 11:12pm,
Took you long enough. bwahahahaha

Yeah. It could be worse though. I could be doing kung fu.

As my first official act as the supreme chancellor of jiu jitsu, I appoint you all digital winter camo belts.

plasma
6/19/2016 2:10am,
17101

Clearly there are no standards anymore. They gave me a blackbelt. Witness my works, ye mighty, and despair.

Congrats! (Flair updated!)

I assumed you gave Carlson Gracie his $2000 as The Villain claimed. Did you use Cash, Check or Money Order?

DCS
6/19/2016 5:22am,
Congrats.

BTW, which one is you?

hungryjoe
6/19/2016 6:43am,
Damn. You went and grew up.

Long time no see.

Congrats!

Holy Moment
6/19/2016 7:06am,
BJJ does NOT work in a fight.

Tenebrous
6/19/2016 10:05am,
Congrats! (Flair updated!)

I assumed you gave Carlson Gracie his $2000 as The Villain claimed. Did you use Cash, Check or Money Order?

They haven't held me up at gunpoint for the money yet, but I am planning to pay in pennies. I do hear Checkmat has yearly dues, but nobody has brought it up yet.


Congrats.

BTW, which one is you?

The stately gentleman in the light blue.


BJJ does NOT work in a fight.

Not even a tiny bit.

Raycetpfl
6/19/2016 10:36am,
Yeah. It could be worse though. I could be doing kung fu.

As my first official act as the supreme chancellor of jiu jitsu, I appoint you all digital winter camo belts.
I knew I felt a disturbance in the force.
I object to this decree and you being Supreme Chancellor.

Congrats on the belt dude.

Dr. Gonzo
6/19/2016 1:03pm,
17101

Clearly there are no standards anymore. They gave me a blackbelt. Witness my works, ye mighty, and despair.

Congratulations!

Dr. Gonzo
6/19/2016 1:10pm,
BJJ does NOT work in a fight.

BJJ does so work in a fight.

BJJ also works at night,

BJJ works best on mats,

And not only while wearing spats.

Try it, try it, in a Gi,

If you try it, you will see.

Omega Supreme
6/19/2016 3:29pm,
Yeah. It could be worse though. I could be doing kung fu.

As my first official act as the supreme chancellor of jiu jitsu, I appoint you all digital winter camo belts.

Kung fu is too difficult for you.

Permalost
6/19/2016 5:12pm,
I once saw Tenebrous outgrapple a middle aged aikido/tai chi anti-grappler, if you can believe such fanciful things.