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The Villain
8/09/2015 2:51am,
They said it was impossible, but I finally fulfilled my dream of doing two girls at the same time. What's next? Maybe two guys. Oh yeah. Here's how it went down. I'm at the club working, the place is packed the music is jamming. A small scuffle jumps off, but we can't find the culprits. We talk to one party, they continue to enjoy their night. However, the other girl is running about up to no good and we can't find her.

About ten minutes later I find her... on the floor with another girl in a full on brawl. As I went to break it up, my radio came loose, leaving me with no back up. I did the only thing I could do, two girls at the same time. I restrained first with a triangle to one and a cross face to the other. As the second girl reached out, I switched gears a a wrist lock to break her grip. Finally the rest of us arrived. I handed over the wrist lock girl, took the triangled girls back, stood her up and escorted her to the door.

So yeah, I dunno about multiple attackers, but you can definitely take multiple opponents with your jiujitsu if you get the jump on them.

Mr. Machette
8/09/2015 5:37am,
Not every guy can pull that off. Sometimes when he chip are down a dude will freeze up from performance anxiety. You did a man's job, sir.

Holy Moment
8/09/2015 6:26am,
How the Hell do you do two women at the same time? What, do you have two cocks?

Oh wait... You just meant you used jiu-jitsu to defeat two opponents. ****, that's even MORE implausible.

The Villain
8/09/2015 11:38am,
I was shocked. I just ran in, tried to separate the two and realized I was in an actual brawl. Then I realized that I was surrounded by thirty people. So I tried to stand up, but the floor was wet and I was surrounded, so I went down immediately. At that point, it was just automatic and I just started jiujitsuing the **** out of everyone. The hardest part was restraint. I wasn't scared, but I was cognizant that things could go sideways if I fucked up, which made me want to do the Palhares, but I mentally shut those thoughts out and restrained. Never have I been more relieved to see back up.

Also, NEVER LOSE YOUR FUCKING RADIO. After I went in, I kept reaching for it, but either the crowd took it or it came unclipped in the fight. Scary as ****. They can't really see you surrounded by thirty people, so help may take a while if you can't call it in.

Vorpal
8/09/2015 9:07pm,
dammit I can't even post correctly.

Vorpal
8/09/2015 9:09pm,
How the Hell do you do two women at the same time? What, do you have two cocks?

Oh wait... You just meant you used jiu-jitsu to defeat two opponents. ****, that's even MORE implausible.
Tried to up this and screwed up. I'm done for today. Jesus.

ChenPengFi
8/09/2015 10:32pm,
How the Hell do you do two women at the same time? What, do you have two cocks?

Oh wait... You just meant you used jiu-jitsu to defeat two opponents. ****, that's even MORE implausible.


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