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bunyip
5/12/2004 4:02am,
This quote made me suspicious:

For this reason, no student who truly values our instruction will ever be turned aside. Our exclusive private training is the most expensive in the world, and our standards for accepting new students are very high.
But once I saw their secret headquarters, I knew this was the place for me:
http://www.westwindschools.com/school_core02.html

Actually, I'm really tempted to stop by sometime. It's right down the street from me...



Edit: homepage: http://www.westwindschools.com/schools.html

Edit: Hey, they teach knife defense!
http://www.westwindschools.com/images/images4/images/pix08.jpg

Edit: If these pictures make you laugh, check out my trip report in the Bullshido Classics section:
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12882

West Wind Karate (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=12882&page=1&pp=40)

West Wind Karate / West Wind Bok Fu / West Wind Kung Fu archive thread (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/archive/index.php/t-12882.html)

Te(V)plar
5/12/2004 4:07am,
The **** is that, a dojo or a starbucks!?

bunyip
5/12/2004 4:13am,
I'm telling you, you don't want a piece of this:
http://www.westwindschools.com/images/images2/images/pix29.jpg

bunyip
5/12/2004 4:15am,
Oh man, this site deserves its own pics of disasters thread...
http://www.westwindschools.com/images/images2/images/pix31.jpg

Te(V)plar
5/12/2004 4:16am,
So I take it this is a series of schools that'll teach you how to survive the mean str33tz of Bel-air?


*edit:

http://www.westwindschools.com/images/images6/images/pix0014.jpg this has GOT to be one of the most awkward blocks I've ever seen.


And how do they not lose mobility with all those fucking patches?

xero
5/12/2004 4:18am,
Wow, they all and I mean all need to be beat the **** up.

bunyip
5/12/2004 4:18am,
"In this stance, I am invulnerable to T3H GRAPPL3!"
http://www.westwindschools.com/images/images2/images/pix33.jpg
http://www.westwindschools.com/images/images2/images/pix35.jpg

MrMcFu
5/12/2004 4:19am,
"Don't **** with me or I will riverdance."

http://www.westwindschools.com/message.html

xero
5/12/2004 4:19am,
So you pay lots to learn to be a sissy?

bunyip
5/12/2004 4:19am,
I don't know what they teach here, but I'm willing to bet it doesn't include the US RDA of fiber.
http://www.westwindschools.com/images/images2/images/pix36.jpg
http://www.westwindschools.com/images/images2/images/pix37.jpg

xero
5/12/2004 4:20am,
Yeah, I noticed they never mention what is taught just that you should go talk to them.

Gezere
5/12/2004 4:31am,
The site says they teach KARATEDO but the uniforms look like Korean ones usef or Hwarang do or Kuk Sool.

One uniform has more patches than an entire BJJ tournament. Their SHU SHITSU must be strong!

kendamu
5/12/2004 4:31am,
http://www.westwindschools.com/images/images6/images/pix009.jpg

t3h D34D1Y!!!!1

Gezere
5/12/2004 4:35am,
It looks like a school to train FAMILY FRIENDLY MA at but I don't think they could be too serious about SD from the pics.

bunyip
5/12/2004 4:36am,
Originally posted by Asia
One uniform has more patches than an entire BJJ tournament.

That's great.

stoogejitsu
5/12/2004 4:36am,
Pure sweep the leg johnny martial arts training, somebody get em a body bag.