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Bneterasedmynam
2/09/2015 6:47pm,
Ok so I have officially seen the worst martial arts ever put on tv. Chips season 5 episode 27, called force seven. If anyone can find a more pitiful excuse for martial art then show me the crappy. I can't find a YouTube of the episode unfortunately.

BJMills
2/10/2015 2:20am,
If you're going to start a thread like this, post a link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq3Myc6mDjo

Bad? Yes... but it was the 70s. You could say the same about the hair, wardrobe, and music.

Holy Moment
2/10/2015 6:28am,
I HAD A STREETGASM!!!

W. Rabbit
2/10/2015 6:38am,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwv662Q98xc

Holy Moment
2/10/2015 6:41am,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxfajUwr76M


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk8R8ENdplg

(^GASM!!!)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMs8SLMLog4

Sovvolf
2/10/2015 7:09am,
Do the old Wonder Woman episodes count? Also, anything Steven Segal has been in in the last 10 -15 years.

I liked WMAC it had a cheesy charm to it and I don't think they did too bad. It was a liveish stage show so didn't really get the chance to polish things up too much in post. All most reminds me of the old Mortal Kombat stage shows.

MrGalt
2/10/2015 7:31am,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk8R8ENdplg

(^GASM!!!)


You better take that back about WMAC Masters being in a thread about worst anything, buddy.

Chili Pepper
2/10/2015 9:32am,
Do the old Wonder Woman episodes count?

That's exactly what I was thinking.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rjhw8rczCk

Sovvolf
2/10/2015 9:57am,
That's exactly what I was thinking.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rjhw8rczCk

The girl in the first part had a better goofy stance than hers... Least it protects her face...

I mean... What were they thinking?

Q:"Can she act?"

A:"Well... not really"

Q"Well can she do or at least convincingly look like she can do martial arts"

A"She can circle people while looking like she's about to walk a tight rope"

Q:"Jesus... How long is it until lunch?"

A" 5 minutes"

Q"**** it, she's hired... Now to eat my corneto"

A"Sir, that's my corneto"

Q"**** YOU... I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT"

-pulls face off to reveal Sub-Zero-

-Techno music kicks in-

-Spines are removed from bodies"

Bneterasedmynam
2/10/2015 11:02am,
If you're going to start a thread like this, post a link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq3Myc6mDjo

Bad? Yes... but it was the 70s. You could say the same about the hair, wardrobe, and music.

My mastery of YouTube is mostly fail.

Bneterasedmynam
2/10/2015 11:03am,
Do the old Wonder Woman episodes count? Also, anything Steven Segal has been in in the last 10 -15 years.

I liked WMAC it had a cheesy charm to it and I don't think they did too bad. It was a liveish stage show so didn't really get the chance to polish things up too much in post. All most reminds me of the old Mortal Kombat stage shows.

Wonder Woman doesn't count, she has "powers". Main one being a major camel toe.

Bneterasedmynam
2/10/2015 11:08am,
I don't see any that are worse than force seven. Would it have really been that hard to get at least ONE person who at least had some training. **** I would have settled for a fat ninjer. Although seeing hunter fight Gimli was hilarious.

BKR
2/10/2015 11:54am,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxfajUwr76M


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk8R8ENdplg

(^GASM!!!)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMs8SLMLog4

Who is that numbnuts in the ninja video? He's like George Dillman on crack...

Sovvolf
2/10/2015 12:09pm,
Kung Fu... Or anything starring David Carradine...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z1ziP2lY3A

surferdude
2/10/2015 1:30pm,
There was another chips fight on the play list -




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL7UCTBXjGw

The chip appears to be using the stutter step through the tires, that we did in H.S. football practice in the 80's, for a fighting stance. And is that Danny Partridge kicking his ass? Also, of course his name is Billy... Billy Badass.

Chili Pepper
2/10/2015 3:11pm,
There was another chips fight on the play list -



I remember seeing that when it first aired. I was already insufferably talking non-stop about martial arts (my new love!), and that just made it worse.

There is from that same episode, a scene with the gang practicing their weapons work under a highway overpass.