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Mr. Machette
10/18/2014 11:05pm,
In an attempt to maintain motivation at work and in the gym I have to decided to redefine Wednesday's eponymous nick name, "Hump Day".

"Hump Day" just seemed like a whiny complaint. It's weak, demotivating. Are we not men and women of action? Is the middle day of the work week truly a lamentable challenge? Not for people like us! No, effing way!

From now on, I dub all future Wednesdays to be PUMP DAY (JAH)!

Are you with me Bullshido? Who among us will join me in the motivation revolution? We have only the world to gain!

http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Sleeping-on-March-27-20121-e1369769295172.jpg

Laments "Hump Day".

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Celebrates PUMP DAY!!!! JAH!!!!!

FinalLegion
10/19/2014 12:04am,
Only if Hans and Franz are involved.

Speaks Softly
10/19/2014 2:17pm,
Oh. I thought this was about dedicating a day to masturbation. Never mind.

Mr. Machette
10/19/2014 10:49pm,
Only if Hans and Franz are involved.
They are the spiritual godfathers of PUMP Day, of course.


Oh. I thought this was about dedicating a day to masturbation. Never mind.
It's not my place to judge how you get your reps in.

ermghoti
10/20/2014 5:40am,
It's not my place to judge how you get your reps in.

Feel the burn. Well, not so much burn, as a sticky warmth, but whatever.

scipio
10/20/2014 3:27pm,
There is a slang expression in the UK - "rumpy pumpy" - e.g. fucking.

I'm all for making Wednesday "rumpy pumpy day" in the office. Especially if I get to choose who gets pumped.... we do have a lot of cute French women where I work.

Cuddles
10/20/2014 8:49pm,
Oh. I thought this was about dedicating a day to masturbation. Never mind.

Don't need a special day for that.

Mr. Machette
10/20/2014 10:18pm,
There is a slang expression in the UK - "rumpy pumpy" - e.g. fucking.

I'm all for making Wednesday "rumpy pumpy day" in the office. Especially if I get to choose who gets pumped.... we do have a lot of cute French women where I work.
Scipio, I fully support your interpretation of PUMP Day under the condition that whatever you do, you do it hard enough to sweat buckets and pop veins.


JAH!!!!!!
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Hadzu
10/20/2014 10:36pm,
Don't need a special day for that.

Pump day is not a day, it is a state of mind; a lifestyle.

Mr. Machette
10/20/2014 11:00pm,
Pump day is not a day, it is a state of mind; a lifestyle.
Hadzu gets it.

Mr. Machette
10/28/2014 11:35pm,
Bump for the PUMP.

Hear ye, Bullshidoka. T-Minus 3.5 hours to PUMP day.

ARE YOU FAWKING PUMPED?

I wanna hear you SCREAM!!!!!

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Pictured: The first PUMP day celebration. Chicago World's fair 1939.

Evergrey
10/30/2014 7:54pm,
Please fix my torn rotator cuff and perma-screwed knees. I miss lifting. :( I miss the RESULTS of lifting even more.
I was up to benching 120 after a year. Not bad for a woman who started at 40.

Mr. Machette
11/05/2014 10:54pm,
Please fix my torn rotator cuff and perma-screwed knees. I miss lifting. :( I miss the RESULTS of lifting even more.
I was up to benching 120 after a year. Not bad for a woman who started at 40.
You can still get PUMPED on Wednesday. If not for lifting then do it for some other exercise.

No more will the middle of the week be a road mark to demotivation and belly aching. The tyranny of gripes is no more. There can be only PUMP DAY! JAH!

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Gosai
11/06/2014 1:09am,
Well, I hadn't even known this was going on but I've been trying to get pumped anyway and fortunately I've been returning to my Judo classes. So... by default I'm kind of going along.

Do I get a prize? Maybe a free pie?

lordbd
11/06/2014 9:56am,
I celebrate pump day by consuming 100g of protein before breakfast.

Mr. Machette
11/09/2014 8:11pm,
Well, I hadn't even known this was going on but I've been trying to get pumped anyway and fortunately I've been returning to my Judo classes. So... by default I'm kind of going along.

Do I get a prize? Maybe a free pie?

I cannot provide free pie to Ohio in any condition that would be fit for celebrating but I can give you mad props for not being a lazy fart.

GET SOME! JAH!!!!!


I celebrate pump day by consuming 100g of protein before breakfast.

I'm going to assume this is in reference to dietary supplements and not a sexual innuendo.

Either way, PUMP IT UP!!!!! JAH!!!