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Gun-Maga
8/17/2014 6:23pm,
give it to me one time - Yeag
give it to me - two times (1, 2)
give it to me three times (1, 2, 3)
give it to me four times (1, 2, 3, 4)

O-Soto-Elbow-Fucking Hammer;

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/kidd.jpg

Uchi Maitai

Tae Goshi Motherfucrcker

http://message.axkickboxing.com/images/user_uploaded/Oliver%20Sperling/Brazilian%20Kick_dojo.jpg

Fucko-So:Gake

http://66.147.244.75/~muaytha9/wp-content/uploads/cropped-http-static.ow_.ly-photos-normal-22Lxd.jpg

Aint gonna be no fourth time man... No fourth time....

You aint gonna count to four until your ass hits the floor

This is the ****

P.S:

Im FED (pun inbtended) of ppl who say "oh lol real str33t I breack my knuckles" well I DONT

I SURELY BREK THINGS WHATEVER COLLIDES WITH MY KINUCKLES BUT MY KNUCJKES DO THE BREAKING NOT THE CRASH TEST DUM-ASS PART

TIME TO GROW SOME SCAR TIESSUE BOYS

Holy Moment
8/17/2014 6:32pm,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMuaGR_LBXk

I think I just had a Streetgasm.

slamdunc
8/17/2014 6:33pm,
http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii595/slamdunc1/TrollRadar_zps3d55a5d3.gif (http://s1261.photobucket.com/user/slamdunc1/media/TrollRadar_zps3d55a5d3.gif.html)

Gun-Maga; I'm just going to take a stab at this, but here goes. It is my belief that a couple of years ago, you worked as a crash test-dummy and hit your head really hard. That would explain each and every one of your posts. I am positive that this is not a language barrier; your English is o.k.

http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii595/slamdunc1/TinFoilHat3_zpsbce94652.jpg (http://s1261.photobucket.com/user/slamdunc1/media/TinFoilHat3_zpsbce94652.jpg.html)

Hadzu
8/17/2014 7:16pm,
What's funny is that it says his post is edited, meaning that he made this thread, looked at it and went "oh no, that's not right", and we're viewing the FIXED version. That up there's the fucking director's cut.

Eudemic
8/17/2014 10:54pm,
. . .I SURELY BREK THINGS WHATEVER COLLIDES WITH MY KINUCKLES BUT MY KNUCJKES DO THE BREAKING NOT THE CRASH TEST DUM-ASS PART

TIME TO GROW SOME SCAR TIESSUE BOYS

. . . Are you trying to tell us/emphasize that everything you punch ends up breaking your knuckles? And that you are excited about breaking them?

Because that is what I'm taking away from your post.

Also, you're weird.

Shawarma
8/18/2014 1:54am,
No idea what this thread is about, but I do appreciate the reference to Toots & The Maytals "5446":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjg6flu3zuc

Rene "Zendokan" Gysenbergs
8/18/2014 5:07am,
Reading the title, I had hoped that someone had created "Ju Muay Do" after obtaining a yellow belt in Judo and watching Van Damme's Kickboxer 110 times in a row.
Would be even more epic if he had given himself a 13th Dan, just to say he was better than Kano and started a Youtube training channel.

...this thread does NOT deliver :-(

Gun-Maga
8/18/2014 5:59am,
Reading the title, I had hoped that someone had created "Ju Muay Do" after obtaining a yellow belt in Judo and watching Van Damme's Kickboxer 110 times in a row.

...this thread does NOT deliver :-(

Hello

Bro - Im inclined to tell you this;

- THIS IS EXCACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

I hope you are not dissapointed with the fact though that I only watched "Kickboxer" 93 times? Cause I needed to watch also "Ong Bak" for 81 times so I think it should be alluquient

I tell you this formidable structure of this art in a nutcase;

- Strikes; Punches, Elbows, Knees, Kicks <-- I apply judo nage-waza principles to traditional muay thai striking techniques cause this not only makes it possible to add enormous amount of power by using your opponents momentum to maximize the sheer fatality of your blow but also makes it possible to brdge striking, clinhing, joint-breaking and ne-waza techniques in a relentless flow

- Clinchwork & grappling; Here the traditional muay thai clinhing, nage-waza, ne-waza and atemi-waza melt down into a singular triangliraty of dynamic intesiveness. Perform combos like nnever seen before. Kradot Sok & Khao-Loi performed as a set-up for tai otoshi into a crusifix neck crank? You got it!

What about evading your opponents knee by jumping into his thigh, grabbing the head and performing flip takedown with a headbutt to testicles as a finisher? You got that also.

Whatever you want - you simply fucking got it!

http://downtheyforgot.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/muayboran3.jpg

slamdunc
8/18/2014 6:27am,
I tell you this formidable structure of this art in a nutcase;I've now had my morning dose of irony; please share more on this art. I can't wait to jump onto my opponent's thigh and do that headbutt to the testicles thing. What if I have to fight a woman; the testicle thing won't work very well. Do you have any techniques that incorporate manipulation of the female breasts? I hear they are a vulnerability in women and since I don't always fight men, I need some tips.

Gun-Maga
8/18/2014 6:41am,
I've now had my morning dose of irony; please share more on this art. I can't wait to jump onto my opponent's thigh and do that headbutt to the testicles thing. What if I have to fight a woman; the testicle thing won't work very well. Do you have any techniques that incorporate manipulation of the female breasts? I hear they are a vulnerability in women and since I don't always fight men, I need some tips.

I say whatever you want you got it man

Also if its not broken dont fix it

There is a special curriculum against female fighters - which is mostly structured from the following move-sets;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYHGhSqLZJg

Try it out yourself and you will notice that this **** works and is totally up in the line of Ju-Muay-Do

There is also a side-program which stays true to principles of the art but involves guns

Here is an example of these brilliant strategies that can be easily adapted into real-life everyday situations (remember to wear kneepads and bulletproof vest though)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-kk7sXZr24

ghost55
8/18/2014 6:53am,
War Machine? Is that you?

Gun-Maga
8/18/2014 3:31pm,
War Machine? Is that you?

Well there hardly is anyone who I would NOT be but lets save this for another day...

I therefore present you a typical tactical response for a hypothetical scenario as we do it the Ju-Muyay-Do way

Ok lewts say that some sick ************ reaches for your throat - this is the initial snake grabs itself from the head cause it has enter your asshole and goes around full-circle;

1. Kuzushi;

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ioNe6upsVRI/TUB-TOYaGPI/AAAAAAAAACA/FID9bgeLink/s1600/tai+otoshi+hands3.PNG

2. Atemi

http://www.guzer.com/pictures/boxing-punch.jpg

3. Atemi turning into Tsukuri http://www.puroresucentral.com/Images2/dome-7.jpg

4. Tsukuri http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/Wrestling_backbreaker.jpg

5. Kake http://i1281.photobucket.com/albums/a513/SkullManiac28/TopRopeInvertedSuplex_zps44d411c2.jpg

6. Todome http://www.spaceg.com/multimedia/collection/explosions/car%20explosion%204.jpg

7. Escape/leave the situation before additional combatants or the cops arrive http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/70/RAN_squirrel_helicopter_at_melb_GP_08.jpg

THats it!

The simplicity is the beauty oif it all - strikes of muay thai with flow of judo and throws of judo with power of muay thai - genious **** is always genious ;)

Holy Moment
8/18/2014 3:51pm,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfaz7YzVypU

Permalost
8/18/2014 4:17pm,
Screwy Thai.

ermghoti
8/18/2014 6:48pm,
News report: bath salts have hit the Danish streets, with a vengeance.

Holy Moment
8/18/2014 7:32pm,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiyRfj35S8k


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzLuQJY_rK4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SCg1JEi7rM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df9EAyI_M2o


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tVxYs3vEXE

I vote Reb Brown for Black Bolt.