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Keej613
5/07/2014 11:38am,
We are currently looking for a "little person" or dwarf (as known in the non-p.c. world) for a friendly but competitive sparring match against a non formally trained man of 5' 10" in height.

Applicants must be trained and very proficient in one or many martial arts. We are looking for someone around 3'5" to 4'6" in height, of adult age and willing to participate in such demonstration bout.

We are trying to dispel once and for all that the effectiveness of martial arts is not dependent on the size of it's disciple. Thank you, this is not a joke and we are willing to agree to your conditions if they are reasonable.




http://www.kijiji.ca/v-other-services/ottawa/looking-for-martial-arts-trained-little-person-for-sparring/586365209?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

ghost55
5/07/2014 1:53pm,
http://dc657.4shared.com/img/BL_kYtsg/s7/13eee4459e8/Dis_gon_b_gud.gif

BJMills
5/07/2014 3:12pm,
Because... Weight classes in just about every conceivable MA competition on the planet don't already take this into account?

Holy Moment
5/07/2014 3:16pm,
Just send them this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejNJd7kS9p8

Permalost
5/07/2014 5:29pm,
We are trying to dispel once and for all that the effectiveness of martial arts is not dependent on the size of it's disciple.
Then why are they fighting a chump?

goodlun
5/07/2014 5:40pm,
Well here is Kit Dale taking on a Huge purple belt, does appear to struggle with him at times but in the end always gets the better of him.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1435193713400464&set=vb.100007295465779&type=2&theater

Keej613
5/08/2014 8:57am,
Just send them this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejNJd7kS9p8

Y'know what? I will send it to them and see what they reply!

Styygens
5/10/2014 6:16pm,
This looks like a job for... DER AUSLANDR!

It might be worth the money, time, and effort necessary to fly to Cork to act as his corner in the match in which he kicks your ass.

You buy first round of Guinness and I'll see about making this happen.

Chili Pepper
5/10/2014 9:29pm,
Keej, if this happens, you and I are buying ringside tickets.

W. Rabbit
5/10/2014 9:38pm,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtLB71TlU1c

W. Rabbit
5/10/2014 9:39pm,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FFW0JdgRLo