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Milk_
4/29/2014 7:41pm,
Not content to let a good thing continue unabated (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=122955) I'm starting a thread; inviting everyone to put forth their worst martial arts movies. Movies so bad, they became legend, and then myth...but they were still truly ****.

We're talking The Room type of movies, but where it's all about TMA or general MA action. Please, if you mention Steven Seagal stuff, know that those movies are far too good to be featured on this list.

Here's my first "best of the ABSOLUTE WORST" MA movies ever, starting with a diamond among gems--Fatal Deviation.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mONk2U9y4aI

Also considered by Cracked to be the worst movie ever made

http://www.cracked.com/article_18632_irelands-only-kung-fu-movie-is-worst-film-ever-made.html

Hehehe...let the games begin!!!

Holy Moment
4/29/2014 7:50pm,
I think this is great but people say its bad:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5WBSgJaVRc

Mor Sao
4/29/2014 8:28pm,
Gymkata was the worst.

Mor Sao
4/29/2014 8:29pm,
Gymkata was the worst.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymkata

W. Rabbit
4/29/2014 8:30pm,
Any ninja movie with Richard Harrison, but especially this one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhB0jR6xVek

Milk_
4/29/2014 8:32pm,
HOLY **** THAT FIGHT WAS EPIC!!!! Damn...good **** there brah, never seen live action 90's Naruto before. I can just imagine how the rest of this movie was.

Chili Pepper
4/29/2014 8:33pm,
I see your worthy entries, and raise you 9 1/2 Ninjas:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjskk3foZQA

Milk_
4/29/2014 8:42pm,
Any ninja movie with Richard Harrison, but especially this one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhB0jR6xVek

Here's my one up to you scene, good ninja!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VENgklxy5UQ

NOW that's some live action Naruto.

Anyone feel like the Ninja Terminator fight scene was the inspiration for the final fight in X-men Origins: Wolverine?

Two good guys vs one baddy?

W. Rabbit
4/29/2014 8:45pm,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MppsR-i8C3s

Milk_
4/29/2014 8:49pm,
Hmm...I don't think movies that are parodies count, they're designed to be **** on purpose. Hence they are self aware, let's post movies that have o clue how daft they are!! That's really funny! And Kung Pow was a good movie, even had the Matrix cow fight scene.

W. Rabbit
4/29/2014 8:50pm,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_d1CzAjHVA

Milk_
4/29/2014 8:56pm,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_d1CzAjHVA

WTF....? I HAVE to watch this now!

Holy Moment
4/29/2014 9:11pm,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKO-hqQZ9dU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgLgBl5Z4L0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ee5HXiMBrU

I didn't think I was going to masturbate today after taking a toenail to the scrotum in wrestling. Watching Jim Varney strangle a small child changed that.

I like watching Jim Varney kill people.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um3lKYkBW60

gregaquaman
4/29/2014 9:12pm,
Double post.................

gregaquaman
4/29/2014 9:22pm,
Aussie park boys is the worst movie ever made.

Not just the worst martial arts movie.

Maybe. They did make a sequel.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fH_d_Q8wKWg


You can't beat reviews like this.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473443/reviews

Holy Moment
4/29/2014 9:25pm,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMs_o5mef_s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmX_2qAvqts


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df3rkPMLzm8

I saw Mortal Kombat Annihilation in theaters. It's the reason I'm into martial arts.