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Son of Thunder
10/18/2013 8:53pm,
As a resident of Saskatchewan, I suddenly have a need to lie down for a minute.

http://www.leaderpost.com/health/Farm+life+Saskatchewan+appeals+former+star+Brock+L esnar/9051400/story.html

The average IQ of the province is about to plummet. Worse, he might open a gym in Regina and spawn more stupid-heads.

The Cap
10/19/2013 5:09am,
I am okay with this.

Tranquil Suit
10/19/2013 5:36am,
A tragedy.

Omega Supreme
10/19/2013 3:41pm,
LOL, good, you keep him.

goodlun
10/19/2013 5:14pm,
Just out of curiosity as someone that knows very little about Brock other than he had to stop fighting because of colon stuffs.
Is he an idiot? Is he even a good fighter or was he winning based on sheer size? Is he an ass hole or a nice guy?

Omega Supreme
10/19/2013 6:04pm,
Great athlete. Not the sharpest tool in the head.

Holy Moment
10/19/2013 8:39pm,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VptHdvbXtRo



Is he even a good fighter or was he winning based on sheer size?

Size, uncanny athleticism, and wrestling ability. Casual fans and TMA nerds assume he's slow just because he's big, but in reality his speed is incredible. Seanbaby described as being a human cheat code.

He won most of his fights by masturbating his opponents' faces:

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Devil
10/19/2013 9:47pm,
That's one small cock for man, one giant cock sword for mankind.

Sovvolf
10/19/2013 11:30pm,
I don't get the hate. Thought he was a good fighter. Good size to him and (considering his size) lightning fast. Honestly think it's a shame he had to retire so early. He at least added some excitement to the heavyweight division...

I'm guessing that the hate for the fellow either comes from him being a pro-wrestler at some point or having for having a phallic sword on his chest that will sex you up...

Devil
10/19/2013 11:44pm,
I don't get the hate. Thought he was a good fighter. Good size to him and (considering his size) lightning fast. Honestly think it's a shame he had to retire so early. He at least added some excitement to the heavyweight division...

I'm guessing that the hate for the fellow either comes from him being a pro-wrestler at some point or having for having a phallic sword on his chest that will sex you up...


Or that he was a giant fucking douchebag with the personality of a buzzard.

Sovvolf
10/20/2013 5:21am,
Or that he was a giant fucking douchebag with the personality of a buzzard.
Or that...

Holy Moment
10/20/2013 5:57am,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2neTWvh6AqY

Son of Thunder
10/20/2013 3:33pm,
Or that...

Pretty much that.

hungryjoe
10/20/2013 4:29pm,
Lesnar said "in the near future," he would like to get dual citizenship and live in Saskatchewan full time.

http://www.leaderpost.com/health/Farm+life+Saskatchewan+appeals+former+star+Brock+L esnar/9051400/story.html

Err, dual citizenship? Is/was one of his parents Canadian? Born there?

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

PDA
10/20/2013 5:17pm,
Id say you need him.

http://www.worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/namerica/province/skzfamous.htm

The Cap
10/20/2013 5:36pm,
http://www.leaderpost.com/health/Farm+life+Saskatchewan+appeals+former+star+Brock+L esnar/9051400/story.html

Err, dual citizenship? Is/was one of his parents Canadian? Born there?

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

That's not a requirement here.