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Vieux Normand
9/28/2013 1:49pm,
What's all this "Master K" shite?

K has never been mastered...mastured...masticate...whatever.

*note to self: never post after polishing off a 40*

Chili Pepper
9/28/2013 6:07pm,
Master K made me do things for a Klondike Bar I had never thought possible.

Sovvolf
9/29/2013 1:32am,
Master K made a man out of me!!!... Using only his chi magic.

Bezmond
9/29/2013 7:53am,
I don't mind people saying they can defend themselves, but I don't like it when they try and sound hardcore when they don't look that intimidating. I had a family member that met this guy, and the one thing they said is that he did not look an intimidating person at all.

You're not hardcore ((No, you're not hardcore))
Unless you live hardcore ((Unless you live hardcore))

But the legend of Master K was way hardcore.

Vieux Normand
9/29/2013 1:40pm,
Master K made me do things with a Klondike Bar I had never thought possible.

Fast...before it melts.

Sovvolf
9/29/2013 2:25pm,
Master K once cooked my dinner just by looking at it... It was... CRISPY!!

MikeD81
9/29/2013 4:57pm,
I'm pretty sure Master K was the one that knocked Mary up in the bible with his Chi.

hungryjoe
9/30/2013 8:04pm,
I've located Master K!

15444

https://www.facebook.com/Master.K.World?filter=3

15445

Cake of Doom
10/01/2013 3:12am,
Master K let you find him. Be afraid.

I am.

Chili Pepper
10/01/2013 8:11am,
Out of the blue one day, Master K called me up and said "your keys have fallen between your couch cushions."

... and they had!

Pharabus
10/01/2013 9:36am,
Out of the blue one day, Master K called me up and said "your keys have fallen between your couch cushions."

... and they had!

The really scary thing is, at exactly the same time he called me to tell me i had left my keys in my other pants, and I had!!

ermghoti
10/01/2013 11:20am,
The really scary thing is, at exactly the same time he called me to tell me i had left my keys in my other pants, and I had!!

..and at that precise moment, he simultaneously called me to tell me my other pants were wrapped around Pharabus' keys between Chili Pepper's couch cushions. Coincidence?

Permalost
10/01/2013 11:21am,
Master K used his psychic powers to let me know I was wearing a stupid shirt, and when I looked down, he was right! It was totally stupid! That lady at the thrift store was wrong- orcas jumping in front of a full moon is for losers!

Chili Pepper
10/01/2013 12:25pm,
..and at that precise moment, he simultaneously called me to tell me my other pants were wrapped around Pharabus' keys between Chili Pepper's couch cushions. Coincidence?

Of course not. We're talking about Master K here - no matter how strange it might seem, there are no coincidences when it comes to such a great man.

It's a little known fact that Vitamin K was going to be named Vitamin Q until Master K intervened.

Vieux Normand
10/01/2013 12:46pm,
...between Chili Pepper's couch cushions.

Rivington, you know you're not allowed multiple accounts.

ermghoti
10/01/2013 2:40pm,
Rivington, you know you're not allowed multiple accounts.

With Master K, all things are possible.

Slightly sticky, and inexplicably ham-scented, but possible nonetheless.