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jedtex88
8/17/2013 6:21am,
About a month ago we lost the regular security guard at my work place. Since then we have had a passel of guards coming and going. An alarming amount of them have been wing chun practitioners. The first one that I met walked up to me and before introducing himself said.

Stickybomb
8/17/2013 6:27am,
'I'm practicing WC MOFO, so you better not anger me brother, because I can chun thy azz fo' rilz man! You no fukk with str33t wize samurai dude!'

slamdunc
8/17/2013 6:35am,
I have been watching the way you move; based on your fluidity, it is my belief that you are also one of the enlightened. I am a student of Master Po, where do you study your Wing Chun?

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Bezmond
8/17/2013 7:09am,
"Fear not. This establishment is now under my protection. I have studied this workplace for likely angles of attack and mathematically deduced the optimum defence for any given situation. Would you like to see the diagrams I have prepared?"

Bad Grappler
8/17/2013 2:16pm,
The only thing that comes to mind...

BJMills
8/18/2013 11:11am,
About a month ago we lost the regular security guard at my work place. Since then we have had a passel of guards coming and going. An alarming amount of them have been wing chun practitioners. The first one that I met walked up to me and before introducing himself said.

I'm slightly confused... Are you ever going to actually finish your post? Or is this some bizzare Chunner word game I've never heard of?

DarkPhoenix
8/18/2013 1:14pm,
Friends don't let friends _un!

Phrost
8/18/2013 2:11pm,
Chun-nanigans aside, I know when I'm looking for a style that will help me restrain and detain people in situations with a high probability of civil liability, I automatically think of one that's 80% punching.

Southpaw
8/18/2013 4:25pm,
Yeah you better be careful hiring a wing chun guy since clearly there are no wing chun techniques that are non-lethal.

Kids skateboarding on the property = destroy their throats

Petty thief caught in parking lot = destroy the eyes

Terminated employee walked out of the building = bil jee a pressure point proactively as a defensive measure

goodlun
8/18/2013 5:03pm,
The first one that I met walked up to me and before introducing himself said.

"You better comply with the instructions I give you like your life depends on it because I have only been taught how to kill"

Dork Angel
8/18/2013 7:02pm,
"Your kung fu is no good. I will show you the power of my iron hand technique."

Strange thing was he kept talking after his mouth had stopped moving?

Permalost
8/19/2013 10:05am,
"Is there wi-fi around here so I can crosstrain in boxing?"

Rivington
8/19/2013 12:23pm,
Jedtex, two quick questions:

1. Where do you work?
2. Where in your workplace are all the valuables?

jedtex88
8/20/2013 2:53am,
God that went further than I expected. Any who .... and before introducing himself said,
"If anything happens tonight don't worry. I know wing chun." He spouted out various other gems through out the night such as "I can take a gun away from you...My sifu doesn't let me punch yet...Dragon scorches butterfly's wings(That may not be entirely accurate)... Sifu can blow out a candle with his chi." Sorry it took so long to finish that post.

slamdunc
8/20/2013 6:25am,
"If anything happens tonight don't worry. I know wing chun."How did you contain yourself? I would have been rolling on the floor after receiving such reassuring news.

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Tranquil Suit
8/20/2013 7:29am,
In all seriousness, his dumb ass needs to be fired pronto. He is not qualified for the job.