View Full Version : Steven Segal is a Rock Star

6/20/2013 11:50pm,
Sitting late in my office with a twitter feed jammed into my forehead and pounding out actual meaningful article this little turd of a story from HuffpoCeleb got jammed in my brain:


I immediately noticed that the subject, reportedly famed Guns and Rose guitarist Slash, seemed like a slightly less fatbodied freightwrecked Steven Segal.

I really, really only clicked on the link because I'd never actually seen Slash's face, and was morbidly curious as to what wicked toll the years had taken on his body since the 1980s when I had his band's patch embroidered on my jean jacket.

Considering the that half of the yearly output of Thailand and Bolivia have gone into creating the body you see before you, I would think he looks somewhat better than Steven Segal.

Although, as I consider the possibilities... I wonder now if Slash in fact IS Steven Segal...

Sort of like superman and Clark Kent. Slash simply hides his identity, pretending that he is a douchebag b-list actor to hide from the groupies and papparizi.

Sort of like Ross Perot and Frank Perdue, have you every seen the two of them in the same place at the same time?

No! You havent.... and see it is proven.

for the whole huffpo article on Slash's family vacation click here (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/20/slash-2013-unrecognizable_n_3471277.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp000 00003).

Eddie Hardon
6/21/2013 3:29pm,
Christ, he's more of a Fat Bastard than me.

Still, I suppose it's a nod to, er, "maturity" and a non-Heroin diet.

7/31/2013 8:25am,
Fortunately, Aikido requires absolutely no physical conditioning. You can look like Santa Clause and still possess the s3cr3ts to defeat anyone.