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Deluxe247
4/28/2004 8:54pm,
You don't know what "Wushu" means
When someone ask you what style you do you say:"kungfu"
You don't do qi gong everyday. Or do you?!
You don't know Tajiquan is the most feared style in china
You mixed Wushu moves you saw in Jet Li movies with your karate forms
You go to some fake Shaolin school
Your teacher claims to master at least 700 forms
You don't train everyday
You break dance
You like Jet Li but do tae kwon do
You think Wushu is a dance
You don't know Taiji can kill people
You rarely train, you listen to hip hop, and you like Wu Tang Clan
You collect Jet Li movies and manga stuff
You proudly wear cotton Chinese martial arts uniform with white buttons
You teach karate....and also Taiji
You use the word Shaolin more than once a year
You own a katana you bought in Chinatown and your proud of it
You go to Asian parties
You think your a good martial artist
You read books about Buddhism too
You went to a Zen meditation class once and never went back
You think Hannibal is an awsome martial artist
You buy inside kungfu magazine
You try to do some Wushu moves when you do your "bo" form of karate
You wear a karate Gi in the park when you train
You go to a Chinese martial arts school that have color belts like karate
You wear some t-shirt with Chinese characters on it

If you said "why yes, yes I do" to any of these statements then you are a Ninja. ( a Mcmartialartist )

En
4/28/2004 8:58pm,
You wear a karate Gi in the park when you train
In the park? Hell no, I wear a karate Gi ALL THE TIME.

It's like my life uniform.

Deluxe247
4/28/2004 9:02pm,
Dude thats so MECHANIZED ATTACK SQUAD

Darting Fingers
4/28/2004 9:05pm,
What about wearing a kamikaze or rising sun head band, does that qualify?

Wounded Ronin
4/28/2004 9:06pm,
What? Look at Ryu from Street Fighter. The only thing he ever wears is his karate gi.

I have to wonder why it dosen't have, like, food stains on it....

En
4/28/2004 9:08pm,
Originally posted by Wounded Ronin
What? Look at Ryu from Street Fighter. The only thing he ever wears is his karate gi.

I have to wonder why it dosen't have, like, food stains on it....

White out.

Deluxe247
4/28/2004 9:08pm,
Originally posted by Darting Fingers
What about wearing a kamikaze or rising sun head band, does that qualify?

Yes, thats a good one.

Dejavu
4/28/2004 9:14pm,
If you're name is Ashida Kim...

Breakdancers are the BEST FIGHTERS EVER!

Xebsball
4/28/2004 9:16pm,
i think eveyone have the right to burger they like the best

Darting Fingers
4/28/2004 9:17pm,
Actually it was quite funny some friends of mine bought me a kamikaze headband as a little Xmas present and said to me "We thought you could wear it while you played with your nunchucks", I just smiled and said thankyou...

Deluxe247
4/28/2004 9:22pm,
your gay xeb

Xebsball
4/28/2004 9:30pm,
i just respect all the burgers thats all

Darting Fingers
4/28/2004 9:30pm,
I now where it when I wax my car...

hahaha, ahh that wasn't funny was it?

Xebsball
4/28/2004 9:35pm,
it means you like to buy burgers best on drive-ins, right?

Deadpan Scientist
4/28/2004 9:40pm,
Tommy's makes the best burgers.

Azteca
4/28/2004 10:35pm,
And if you do a kata pose in front of a beach or near a cliff for no fuckin reason than take pictures.