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The Question
9/01/2012 11:31pm,
I don't usually follow the outside the ring life of fighters and whatever, because that **** is mostly boring. But while I was cruising youtube looking for softcore porn (because yes, they have that **** now, and I like variety) and I encountered this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAsoVVJ_ySw&feature=relmfu

So Ronda Rousey is getting interviewed by some ************ or whatever and she says she would **** Kim Kardashian up, because she's not famous for anything worthwhile and she "got her fame from sucking dick". This part is very short and starts at 0:40, and lasts about 20 seconds... the rest is typical boring ****.

But yeah, words as tight as her armbars.

Motherfucking awesome.

Devil
9/02/2012 12:02am,
She'll have her own video within five years.

The Question
9/02/2012 12:06am,
She'll have her own video within five years.



**** yeah she will. And this prompts me to say: I'll be the one in that vid with her.
My dick will join Ray J's in the list of dicks that made bitches famous. Right up there with that dick Paris Hilton was sucking in her vid, Moby Dick and Dick Van Dyke.

Devil
9/02/2012 12:08am,
You couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a pound of pot.

The Question
9/02/2012 12:13am,
You couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a pound of pot.

Perhaps you're right. You think I need something stronger? A half brick of 'caine maybe? Couple acid tabs perchance?


And while I couldn't get laid in women's prison with a pound of pot, I have pounded a pot while laid in a women's prison... it was a musical performance (have to keep those wild motherfuckers entertained), we didn't have cymbals so we banged pot covers together. You know how the Third World likes to improvise and ****.

Devil
9/02/2012 12:26am,
Perhaps you're right. You think I need something stronger? A half brick of 'caine maybe? Couple acid tabs perchance?



May I suggest chloroform?

RurikGreenwulf
9/02/2012 12:28am,
Totally agree with Ronda
I really hope that Ronda's popularity will inspire more women to take martial arts
In my country there has been a large influx of female boxers and practicioners of Muay Thai and MMA because of a famous female boxer

WoodyCorpus
9/02/2012 4:40am,
That's my girl.

judoka_uk
9/02/2012 5:23am,
[Violent Sexual Imagery]

dflanmod
9/02/2012 8:46am,
[Violent Sexual Imagery]

No link? This is bullshit!

jnp
9/02/2012 9:08am,
[ridiculous hypothetical]Good lord, talk about an unfair match up. Kardashian's best bet would be to try to land on that ass of hers to cushion the blow when Ronda throws her through the floor.[\ridiculous hypothetical]

RandomTriangle
9/02/2012 9:14am,
Idk... If Kim could learn to jump guard...

I mean her ***** is so large she could swallow Ronda whole!

ermghoti
9/02/2012 11:21am,
Idk... If Kim could learn to jump guard...

I mean her ***** is so large she could swallow Ronda whole!

Good point. Even disregarding labial smothering, if she could hold guard for 10-15 seconds, Rousey would likely be reduced to a powdery debris by a perfect storm of venereal diseases.

Holy Moment
9/02/2012 5:49pm,
(because yes, they have that **** now, and I like variety)


They've actually always had it.

Charles Brown
9/03/2012 1:06pm,
Say what you will, but I'd still rather get a BJ from Kim.

marcwagz
9/03/2012 7:54pm,
i really dont think rousey is attractive, she is a good grappler, other than that, don't get her hype