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Illadelphia
7/23/2012 9:14pm,
My fiancee and I watched this video in response to the jiu jitsu one "Shihan Richard Van Donk" of the Bujinkan posted on facebook...we were laughing our asses off...not just because how funny it was but because of how true it is....man what a waste of time. My fiancee and I refused to drink the kool aid and left for mma...they were pissed; and dipped into our personal life on some level. I was going to share my experience but I don't want to use names. Anyways this **** is good for a laugh....or as an educational tool.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nWt0iYVwPw

slamdunc
7/23/2012 9:20pm,
Cultish!

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lordbd
7/23/2012 9:30pm,
Hahaha. 15th level blackbelt.

ChenPengFi
7/23/2012 9:58pm,
Why is this in Newbietown?

Hitokiri88
7/23/2012 10:08pm,
Who knows. Lol

Illadelphia
7/23/2012 10:11pm,
Why is this in Newbietown?
Not sure what the forum etiquette is for new guys posting videos; and I'm new so I thought it would be a safe bet. Where do you think it should have been placed for future reference?

ChenPengFi
7/23/2012 10:17pm,
Probably ymas, didn't watch the vid.
Did you read all of the stickies/rules?
This doesn't really seem to qualify as newbietown material and you already have two other newbietown threads.

Illadelphia
7/23/2012 10:25pm,
Oh alright thanks. Yea, I did. I thought it was kind of the norm to post a little in newbie town for a while before diving right in so to speak thanks though. Not much of a poster, more of a reader lol.

ChenPengFi
7/23/2012 10:28pm,
Typically people stick to one newbietown thread, and keep posting in that one.

Pakeha
7/24/2012 7:51pm,
bahahah

Styygens
7/24/2012 8:06pm,
"I'm afraid I may kill them." LOL

Illadelphia
7/25/2012 12:37pm,
This one is pretty funny too.
http://youtu.be/aYu4MB8wgho

KickPuncher
7/25/2012 12:49pm,
My fiancee and I watched this video in response to the jiu jitsu one "Shihan Richard Van Donk" of the Bujinkan posted on facebook...we were laughing our asses off...not just because how funny it was but because of how true it is....man what a waste of time. My fiancee and I refused to drink the kool aid and left for mma...they were pissed; and dipped into our personal life on some level. I was going to share my experience but I don't want to use names. Anyways this **** is good for a laugh....or as an educational tool.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nWt0iYVwPw

If you look at the comments, the most recent reads "this isn't anti-bunjinkan. it's anti-idiot". I had to respond, despite the necro.

Great clip

Permalost
7/25/2012 12:50pm,
Did that really need to be 7 minutes long?

It is Fake
7/25/2012 1:02pm,
That's why some are funny and other are meh.

Illadelphia
7/25/2012 3:10pm,
"I'm afraid I may kill them." LOL

Funny story about that. So our teacher a 67th Dan, was always telling us (my fiancee and I) to "Slow it down." "This is a deadly martial art, that's why we move like old people ****." Not exactly said like that but you know what I mean.....So anyways, my fiancee who is smart and cunning and has a memory like a god damn elephant (she doesn't let me forget ****) was practicing the Chi no Kata out of the Sanshin no Kata forms..(it basically looks like you're bowlin' 4 t3h j3sus or something) I was always her uke or sparring partner and we would always get in trouble because the moves were so rediculously flamboyant that we couldn't hold back our laughs, and at the end of everyone she would be like "smell those fingas!" and run her hand up my face (you have to see the move, hilarious) and our 67th degree dan would come over and say this is great if you want to keep your attacker at bay and hit a pressure point with your three fingers under their jaw." My fiancee doesn't miss a beat and says "Well last week you told us that we could separate some ones head from their spine by doing this full speed that's why we do it slow. I guess I really couldn't use this for self defense then right? I don't want to kill the person. I want to get out of the situation." He back petaled right away and said how it would take years of training to do that deadly move. Which is the exact same thing as the non deadly move. Then my fiancee said sarcastically..."Geeze, with this art being so deadly maybe it isn't the best idea we use this as self defense." As if our instructor saw the dollars signs depleting before his eyes he went on a whole ten minute long attempt to retract his statement and explain why it's great for self defense. Fucking snake oil salesman....Man so many stories from that cult. I mean organization, I mean feudal military tactics, I mean martial art.

edit...found teh d34dly sanshin no kata....for your viewing pleasure...please...use caution....its deadly...adults only...(preferably those who wear glasses, live in their moms basement and drink warm milk before bedtime)

http://youtu.be/DfzWv377FFo