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It is Fake
3/19/2012 6:48pm,
http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/19/showbiz/movies/bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-ew/index.html

I liked the films, but rarely watched the cartoon. The CGI movie was actually pretty damn good. Still, I'm glad TMNT wasn't one of my favorites.
Aliens? Really?

Rivington
3/19/2012 6:51pm,
Wait, so are they mutants of their own alien species?

It is Fake
3/19/2012 7:02pm,
They are from Cybertron. They created the Transformers.

battlefields
3/19/2012 7:03pm,
**** you Michael Bay and **** you anyone that accepts this.

I remember watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles first ever episode. I remember going to the premier of the movie. I remember how disappointed I was that there was no Krang.

I cannot believe anyone would **** with that mythos. This movie will never see my money.

thrutch
3/19/2012 7:11pm,
Could be worse, he could have got the Seven Samurai remake.

Rivington
3/19/2012 7:14pm,
The Magnificent Ambersons.

It is Fake
3/19/2012 8:08pm,
Could be worse, he could have got the Seven Samurai remake.It would be another of the many that have already occurred.

W. Rabbit
3/19/2012 9:01pm,
The TV show and movies fucked with the actual mythos of the original graphic novels anyway.

The original TMNT were never cute or friendly.

All four were seriously ice cold, thug killing vigilantes.

Amazon used to list the violent TMNT I graphic novel as "Baby:Preschool" reading level because of the toy marketing tie ins, but the first few pages involves the TMNT slaughtering a rival street gang. You can't make this **** up.

OH yes, even though Mirage sold its soul to Viacom, I preserved these long ago...


http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af231/cyungle/pg01-1.jpg?t=1282517933

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af231/cyungle/pg0203.jpg?t=1282517998

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af231/cyungle/pg04.jpg?t=1282518044
http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af231/cyungle/pg05.jpg?t=1282518049

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af231/cyungle/pg06.jpg?t=1282518050

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af231/cyungle/pg07.jpg?t=1282518052

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af231/cyungle/pg08.jpg?t=1282518054 (http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af231/cyungle/pg08.jpg?t=1282518054)

It is Fake
3/19/2012 9:03pm,
The TV show and movies fucked with the actual mythos of the original graphic novels anyway.

The original TMNT were never cute or friendly.

All four were seriously ice cold, thug killing vigilantes.LOL...

The_Beak
3/19/2012 9:10pm,
How then does Splinter come to be?

judokarl
3/20/2012 10:54am,
Does this mean the movie will be called Teenage Ninja Turtles? Because I fail to see how the name makes sense for aliens.

Hiro Protagonist
3/20/2012 10:59am,
http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af231/cyungle/pg05.jpg?t=1282518049


:friends:

Permalost
3/20/2012 12:02pm,
This is stupider than making a movie out of the board game Battleship.

W. Rabbit
3/20/2012 12:19pm,
This is stupider than making a movie out of the board game Battleship.

I think they will sell a Liam Neeson version of the board game, with alien ships, to try to revitalize the brand, with movie tie in.

Much like I think they will re-market an entire generation of new TMNT toys, but with aliens. Millions of kids will buy this crap, too.

Didn't you see Avatar? Adding aliens is all the rage, just like adding 3D.

ermghoti
3/20/2012 12:49pm,
How then does Splinter come to be?

He's an alien. Specifically, he is of a race that commissioned the construction of Earth as an immense organic computer, to answer a fundamental, yet unanswerable question about the nature of the universe.

JohnKenner
3/20/2012 5:12pm,
First Transformers, now this. Burn in hell Michael Bay.

Remember when Uwe Boll (of "Postal", "House of the Dead", "Alone in the Dark" infamy) challenged Bay to a boxing match.

I really wish Bay had taken him up on it.

I wouldn't have really rooted for either of them, but every time one of them got punched in their stupid face it would've made me smile.