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Freddy
4/05/2004 4:47pm,
A stitch in time saves nine what?

Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed? --Victoria Wood

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?

The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?

What do they call coffee breaks at the Lipton Tea Company?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What do you call male ballerinas?

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they'll need an alibi?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

Why do they call Wednesday hump day, when most people get laid on the weekends?

Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

kismasher
4/05/2004 5:37pm,
Why do they call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump?