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dflanmod
8/12/2011 5:16pm,
So a while ago this new guy comes to class and I ended up rolling with him. In the middle rolling I look down and see blood on my gi. So I stopped and said "hold up, somebody is bleeding". The guy looks at me and says "oh it's alright that's just from my acne breaking open"


Gag!!!!!!!!! Gag!!!!!!
I tapped.

His face was a bloody pockmarked mess.

So what's the most revolting thing that's happend to you while training????

ermghoti
8/12/2011 5:24pm,
The OP can be used as a weight loss plan. "Just read these 52 little words just before each meal, and you are guaranteed to lose 35 lbs a week!"

judoka_uk
8/12/2011 5:28pm,
I once got my toes caught up in another guy's genitals whilst playing butterfly guard only to have us both break away from each other, somewhat embarrassed.

dflanmod
8/12/2011 5:28pm,
Tell me about it. I typed that up right before my fajitas got delivered to my table. Chose the wrong damn time to relive that moment.

dflanmod
8/12/2011 5:33pm,
I once got my toes caught up in another guy's genitals whilst playing butterfly guard only to have us both break away from each other, somewhat embarrassed.


How the **** did that work out? Was he wearing shorts or something?

BTW like your new avatar.

judoka_uk
8/12/2011 5:52pm,
How the **** did that work out? Was he wearing shorts or something?

I'm terrible at butterfly guard, he's very good at Judo and add in baggy zubon and well that what's can happen. I'm sure I've already told the story about the bloke wearing elasticated trousers who 'treated' me to a full showing of his under carriage when someone was trying to pass his guard.



BTW like your new avatar.
Cheers old boy. Praise should go to gregaquaman for posting it.

DoomKnight
8/20/2011 2:40pm,
Did anyone farted while doing some triangle choke? That would be real nasty.

W. Rabbit
8/20/2011 2:52pm,
Did anyone farted while doing some triangle choke? That would be real nasty.

Ah you haven't seen the video of the judo competitor who shits himself, have you.

Oh, it's just out there waiting for you...seek.

risingphoenix73
8/20/2011 3:19pm,
Ah you haven't seen the video of the judo competitor who shits himself, have you.

Oh, it's just out there waiting for you...seek.

That one on ebaum's world? yea that was nasty...

As for the OP's question, my friend from class threw his sweaty-ass uniform in his bag and realized the next day he forgot to wash it between classes, and i got a mouthfull of armpit. Guess that was my fault for letting him get a neck crank...

dflanmod
8/20/2011 3:23pm,
I've farted when somebody landed hard on me in side control. Unfortunately there was a couple of guys rolling down range of me. They stopped mid roll and gave me the wtf look.

What you gonna do eh???

Ps. Damn you wrabbit. Now I have to go find this judo guy shitting on himself.

Ming Loyalist
8/20/2011 3:30pm,
long nasty yellow toe nails. especially during newaza (ground grappling.) some people only worry about their fingernails, i guess.

dflanmod
8/20/2011 3:35pm,
So I saw that video about the "judo" guy who **** himself.
I was really looking forward to making a post about how it's BJJ for the win. But that really looked like a bjj tourny.

Damn.

100xobm
8/20/2011 6:07pm,
I've farted when somebody landed hard on me in side control. Unfortunately there was a couple of guys rolling down range of me. They stopped mid roll and gave me the wtf look.

What you gonna do eh???

Ps. Damn you wrabbit. Now I have to go find this judo guy shitting on himself.

****, everyone farts in my gym. No one even thinks twice about it. Knee ride is like sitting on bagpipes

judoka_uk
8/20/2011 6:34pm,
So I saw that video about the "judo" guy who **** himself.
I was really looking forward to making a post about how it's BJJ for the win. But that really looked like a bjj tourny.

Damn.
Yeh I've seen the video entitled both 'Judo guy' and 'karate guy', but it looks like a NAGA event so most likely BJJ.


****, everyone farts in my gym. No one even thinks twice about it. Knee ride is like sitting on bagpipes
Train with fewer Islanders.

Larus marinus
8/20/2011 7:26pm,
You've all read that report of the MMA fighter shitting his britches in the cage and carrying on fighting, rite?

judoka_uk
8/20/2011 7:29pm,
No....