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Psycho Dad
7/06/2011 10:46am,
It's even #3 on the list. (http://www.cracked.com/article_19283_7-ancient-forms-mysticism-that-are-recent-inventions_p2.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new%2Barticle&wa_ibsrc=fanpage) Now, awaiting all the "Ninjas" and fanboys crying that the article has their facts wrong and Ninjitsu is teh ancient.

money
7/06/2011 10:59am,
Man, the comments on that article are golden. So many sacred cows, lol.

Octo-Kappa
7/06/2011 11:04am,
I was about to share that same article. The yoga section was pretty awesome too.

It is Fake
7/06/2011 11:07am,
Those are some absurdly stupid comments. Do these same people sit down at a comedy club and ask the performing comic for sources?

Psycho Dad
7/06/2011 11:09am,
Bet they would've been a lot of fun at a Mitch Hedberg show.

Permalost
7/06/2011 1:07pm,
Bet they would've been a lot of fun at a Mitch Hedberg show.
Dude, I don't believe your story unless you can actually produce that receipt for the donut.

Flappyhead
7/06/2011 1:31pm,
Can't wait for this guy to see it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfT3NbjZ-JU&feature=channel_video_title

You should check his Youtube channel, it's all kinds of fanboy sad.

Psycho Dad
7/06/2011 1:56pm,
So he actually thinks that having one of the largest collection of Ninjitsu books and items in North America is a good thing? He might as well boast that he has the largest collection of bellybutton lint and earwax.

Evergrey
7/06/2011 4:01pm,
The one about Norse lore is poorly researched though. But yeah, I love cracked anyway.

Permalost
7/06/2011 4:30pm,
The one about Norse lore is poorly researched though. But yeah, I love cracked anyway.
A lot of their stuff is poorly researched. A lot of the sources they use are laughable, but you'd have to be damn stupid for calling out Cracked for being laughable (that's kinda the point, after all).

Dak
7/06/2011 5:24pm,
Can't wait for this guy to see it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfT3NbjZ-JU&feature=channel_video_title

You should check his Youtube channel, it's all kinds of fanboy sad.

ironically, he cites bullshido on his user profile.

Psycho Dad
7/06/2011 6:58pm,
ironically, he cites bullshido on his user profile.

Has Ninjitsu ever been defended by a native Japanese who wasn't Hatsumi or part of of Hatsumi's money making circle? I mean with Aikido I can see native Japanese people defending it, same goes for Wing Chun and the Chinese, or Tae Kwon Do and Koreans. However, with Ninjitsu, all I see are Weeaboos.

Colin
7/06/2011 7:36pm,
Outstanding sketch. I especially loved the comparison between Tarot and 'Go Fish' :D

The Juggernoob
7/06/2011 7:43pm,
Has Ninjitsu ever been defended by a native Japanese who wasn't Hatsumi or part of of Hatsumi's money making circle? I mean with Aikido I can see native Japanese people defending it, same goes for Wing Chun and the Chinese, or Tae Kwon Do and Koreans. However, with Ninjitsu, all I see are Weeaboos.

Sig'd. So incredibly true. It seems to me that even those of the Japanese ethnicity within the Booj know when to keep their mouths shut. It appears that every righteous ninja defender is a fat **** weeaboo or a stick thin Ashida fag.

Toughsensei
7/06/2011 8:31pm,
Hahahahaha!!!! Thanks Juggernoob!!

JKDChick
7/06/2011 9:51pm,
It's a little scary that Cracked is one of the best ant-credulity websites out there