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omoplatypus
6/15/2011 4:32pm,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdOwsEbMMMA&feature=player_embedded#at=316

just remember, if you're some punk who's out show off your knuckles, YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!!!!

i think i'm going to call this type of douche bag the "awkward douche"

ProfessorChaos
6/15/2011 5:00pm,
If you need a weapon, almost anything would be better in a legal sense. They're illegal almost everywhere, and carrying them in the first place makes it look as though you are looking for a fight. Hell, you'd be better off with a pocket knife. Both are considered a deadly weapon, but carrying a pocket knife as an everyday tool that can double for self defense does not make you seem like a criminal.

Besides that, if you use some sense, you'll use a knife all the time and never as a weapon. Brass knuckles would just be a useless hunk of metal on any normal day, and in the event of needing to defend yourself would break your fingers. "Protect your hands" my ass.

Unless you're a girl, or very small, crippled, or outnumbered, any weapon becomes a legal hazard anyway.

Larus marinus
6/15/2011 5:11pm,
If you need a weapon, almost anything would be better in a legal sense. They're illegal almost everywhere, and carrying them in the first place makes it look as though you are looking for a fight. Hell, you'd be better off with a pocket knife. Both are considered a deadly weapon, but carrying a pocket knife as an everyday tool that can double for self defense does not make you seem like a criminal.


'Novelty belt buckle'
'Novelty brass paperweight'

Snake Plissken
6/15/2011 5:18pm,
http://www.weapons-universe.com/Support/Contact_Us.shtml

What a surprise.
This tool is in Arizona....

omoplatypus
6/15/2011 5:19pm,
i wonder if he can even throw a proper 1 2 combo....

Snake Plissken
6/15/2011 5:22pm,
i wonder if he can even throw a proper 1 2 combo....
maybe if he downsizes his brass knucks to a kiddie size

yli
6/15/2011 5:36pm,
He bears a striking resemblance to Omega.

*hides*

Larus marinus
6/15/2011 5:39pm,
In part 2...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhgRb19DKoo

Playing cards, LOVE, HATE, PIMP, KING, Scarface.

You can just imagine what sort of charming individuals buy custom brass knuckles, can't you?

omoplatypus
6/15/2011 5:49pm,
why the **** do douche bags keep using "sexy bitch" as the music in their videos?

Devil
6/15/2011 5:50pm,
USMC brass knuckles.......mil-spec, I'm sure.

Larus marinus
6/15/2011 5:53pm,
USMC brass knuckles.......mil-spec, I'm sure.

Didn't see one with SEAL on there - though I haven't looked at the site in great detail yet.

"Yah, man - we all got issued with these the day we graduated BUD/S, bro..."

Snake Plissken
6/15/2011 6:01pm,
See that thing hanging below my belt? Grab on and don't let go!
http://www.weapons-universe.com/Brass_Knuckles/Batman_Knuckle-Black.jpg
I AM THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

Snake Plissken
6/15/2011 6:03pm,
*WOLVERINE*! Snickty snickty snoine!
http://www.weapons-universe.com/Brands/Master_Cutlery/Pantera_Claws-Tom_Anderson.jpg

Tranquil Suit
6/15/2011 6:55pm,
Man I could've used that one tonight. I was playing foosball tonight and was getting owned by this guy (this fucking guy). I would've punched him in the face for winning, but he trains at my gym and can kick my ass.

But man if I had 'em Wolverine Brass Knuckles, I'd be like "Surprise Shot, ************... WOLVERINE"

Then I'd finally win in Foosball. And be prosecuted for assault with weapon.

omoplatypus
6/15/2011 7:35pm,
Didn't see one with SEAL on there - though I haven't looked at the site in great detail yet.

"Yah, man - we all got issued with these the day we graduated BUD/S, bro..."

yeah, when i finished at BUD/S my master chief instructor gave me his personal set of knuckle dusters and took mine because he said i'm a wicked good seal....

Devil
6/15/2011 7:38pm,
The douchebag deserves to be on the receiving end of some brass knuckles for wearing that fucking shirt.