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Kouch
4/18/2011 7:46pm,
saw this today browsing the web. found it interesting. any other arts that would be good to use for incidents on an airplane? im thinkin taekwondo..:LOL:
http://www.ttrweekly.com/site/2011/04/airline-goes-kung-fu-fighting/

TheNextBruceLee
4/20/2011 10:32pm,
TKD would not be effective on an airplance unless you are highly skilled and actually manage to not kick anyone else on the plane besides the 'unruly passangers' But I think it's good these people are learning martial arts to defend themselves. It'd be cool if cops here learned MA instead of pullin out a gun and scarin a ************.

Ice Hole
4/20/2011 10:51pm,
“Normally, a female cabin crew can’t handle a fat guy, especially if he’s drunk, but because of the training, she can handle it quite easily.”Ok so chun works against fat, drunk airline passengers. Someone make a note.

It is Fake
4/20/2011 11:39pm,
New recruit Lumpy Tang, 22, said she never imagined kung fu would be part of the job.

Oh hell no.

Like_A_Boss
4/21/2011 2:01am,
It'd be cool if cops here learned MA instead of pullin out a gun and scarin a ************.

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/020/8/7/Nuclear_Facepalm_Poster_by_Nianden.jpg

Rene "Zendokan" Gysenbergs
4/21/2011 2:15am,
http://www.ttrweekly.com/site/2011/04/airline-goes-kung-fu-fighting/

Wing Chun?
Why can't they just learn Judo and call it "Wakoku Shuai Jiao", it would be better to restrain passangers than Wing Chun.

kenny_free
4/21/2011 2:16am,
It'd be cool if cops here learned MA instead of pullin out a gun and scarin a ************.

Sir, if we are ever to engage in fisticuffs, its because I'm out of hollowpoints. And I like fistfighting.

Kouch
4/21/2011 7:55am,
How about ejectable seats? Eh?! Eehhhhh?!?!?!

pithecircle
6/14/2011 2:36pm,
I think this is good, i mean you're getting people to learn martial arts. And wing chun is perfect for airlines. You wouldn't have enough room to stand in a judo stance. Barely enough room to stand in a wing chun front stance. I think that wing chun is one of the few arts that could work.

It is Fake
6/14/2011 2:41pm,
Why do you have two accounts?

Soldiermedic
6/14/2011 3:14pm,
Why do you have two accounts?

I love the silence that ensues from that question.

pithecircle
6/14/2011 4:58pm,
Why do you have two accounts?
Me? I don't think i have two accounts... What do you mean by this?

It is Fake
6/14/2011 5:10pm,
Martialgeek is your original account.

pithecircle
6/14/2011 7:18pm,
Martialgeek is your original account.

Oh yeah. I made that like a year ago and forgot about it. Is it fine if I use this account?