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kenny_free
4/12/2011 12:58am,
Meet Colin the man from down under
The one all the girls just call thunder
Hes hold and its wierd
but just look at his beard
Maybe I should grow one I wonder

Colin
4/12/2011 2:08am,
Now Kenny is more of a mystery.
Nobody knows much of his history.
But you should check under his feet
after he runs down the street
The soles of his feet are all blistery


yeah its terrible. I got nothing to work with -_-

bobyclumsyninja
4/12/2011 3:52am,
Now Colin's a magnet for women
Enshrined in his mind like he's illin.
immeasurably tall
bull his pen0r is small
That explains why he acts like a villain.


That started out about chin hair. Guess I failed, while I won.

EDIT:
drinking here.

bobyclumsyninja
4/12/2011 4:13am,
Colin was known for his throwing
A giant, a scholar, and knowing
The only true way
To stay hip in the fray
Was to sport that goatee that he's growing.

Colin
4/12/2011 4:39am,
now colin's a magnet for women
enshrined in his mind like he's illin.
Immeasurably tall
bull his pen0r is small
that explains why he acts like a villain.


That started out about chin hair. Guess i failed, while i won.

Edit:
Drinking here.

ultimate win

kenny_free
4/12/2011 5:03am,
EDIT:
drinking here.

is there another way to write a limerick sir?

Colin
4/12/2011 6:17am,
The thing about the clumsy ninjer?
He's actually a bit of a whinger.
But don't bring it up
without wearing a cup
or your ballbag will likely be injured.

battlefields
4/12/2011 6:48am,
Forget this post.

Sang
4/12/2011 6:53am,
If your dad doesn't have a beard, you have two mums?

gregaquaman
4/12/2011 7:54am,
So it is true colin has a beard.
That some may consider weird.
but I have read.
That his other head.
Is actually quite closely sheared.

Colin
4/12/2011 8:52am,
Parked out the front yard, is Greg.
Clearly drank more than a keg.
Says I: "piss off you drunk!"
Says he: "Listen here, you punk!"
Then he tripped over, breaking his leg.

Ignorami
4/12/2011 9:26am,
The hair on the top is bare minimal
Sexual inference of the beard is subliminal
He looks like a clown
With his head on upside down
Probably an Australian sex-criminal

?
Any resemblance to any person living or dead is unintended and entirely coincidental. etc.)

Colin
4/12/2011 9:42am,
I once went to one of Ignorami's classes.
A dojo full of fatasses.
When I whispered to him:
"You sure this is your gym?"
He said BLAST! THESE AREN'T MY GLASSES

kenny_free
4/12/2011 10:03am,
I dont know why colins so angry
it shows in his photo quite plainly
N00bz dissed the judo
he said what do you know
and then just went on being manly

tao.jonez
4/12/2011 10:10am,
Colin the man, the enigma
His beard is a short beaked echidna
both Aussie creatures
share unusual features
only one is so bold he'll fight with ya.

Colin
4/12/2011 10:52am,
The thing we all know about Jones
Is how much he loves breaking bones.
I was told: On a dare,
He once fought with a Bear,
But I don't think that he's got the stones.