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tao.jonez
4/12/2011 11:07am,
Dare to speak of my balls
Mr "Aikido Breakfalls"?
There is little that's queerer
Take a look in the mirror
I think that a sheep shearer calls.

Permalost
4/12/2011 11:14am,
I guess I approve of this thread
About the man with the inverted head.
Unfortunately
It's painful to see
I've forgotten how to rhyme.

kenny_free
4/12/2011 11:55am,
I guess I approve of this thread
About the man with the inverted head.
Unfortunately
It's painful to see
I've forgotten how to rhyme.

Well collins always dodging the nagging
yet scores nightly hes steadily bragging
but its not with your ma
his conquests go baa
Please tell him that sheep arent for shagging

BKR
4/12/2011 12:38pm,
There once was an aikidoka named Colin,
Whose beard hung from his face like lichen,
And thought he knew a lot about fall'in,
He then went to Judo and and saw some real throw'in,
And decided MMA was more to his lik'in.

Colin
4/12/2011 10:34pm,
Now, while Ben doesn't fight Vale Tudo
He knows a thing or two about Judo,
I Mentioned once, at a party
if he added Karate
He'd be more fearsome than young Genki Sudo.

matthias.
4/13/2011 5:54pm,
Just for Colin's Beard i'll write one in my local dialect (Oilsjters)

Dees's ieveranst oever een gralek bien pken
Ne wazj'n board istem oant kwjiken
woar da weir al iet van kin'n liejren
dus veer al dei maan'n da wil'n probiejren
de colin zoine board kinje nie brjiken

Ignorami
4/14/2011 2:22am,
And here's me always thinking that nothing rhymed with kwjiken

matthias.
4/14/2011 5:27am,
And here's me always thinking that nothing rhymed with kwjiken


You learn a new thing everyday, don't you.
I could provide a translation though.

Colin
4/14/2011 6:51am,
You learn a new thing everyday, don't you.
I could provide a translation though.

please :)

matthias.
4/14/2011 7:07am,
I'll give you the standard Dutch translation and the english

Dees's ieveranst oever een gralek bien pken
Dit gaat over een heel coole gast
This is about a really cool dude

Ne wazj'n* board istem oant kwjiken
Hij is een zotte* baard aant het kweken
He's cultivating an insane* beard`

woar da weir al iet van kin'n liejren
waar dat wij allemaal iets van kunnen leren
where we all can learn something from

dus veer al dei maan'n da wil'n probiejren
Dus voor al die mannen dat willen proberen
So for all the men who want to try

de** colin zoine board kinje nie brjiken***
De** colin zijn baard kan je niet breken***
you can not break colin's beard

*wazj'n isn't something you can't really translate it's a noun but also a adjective. It's along the line of a being wacky, insane but in a good way. Like if you pull of a flying armbar or something like that you can refer to that person as a "wazj'n" but you can also say "that was a wazj'n flyning armbar"

** De is english "the" but it's not as hard as saying "the colin" it's something like is you say "ah, de colin" when you meet somebody you are familiar with not saying like he is THE colin. So that "de" refers to being familiar with somone and you show it.

*** Breken is in english "to break" but isn't not literally breaking something in my dialect. it's more along the line from you can't win from him.

So here you go, i do wonder how you pronounce those words in my dialect if you don't know it (or dutch)

kenny_free
4/14/2011 7:17am,
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matthias.
4/14/2011 7:18am,
it's not dutch, it's Oilstjers damnit!

Colin
4/14/2011 7:44am,
Matthias, that limerick is outstanding!

matthias.
4/14/2011 8:04am,
Matthias, that limerick is outstanding!

I'm studying for my exams now so if i'm really bored i'll maybe record it so you'll know how it sounds. It's better then learning about art from the past 50 years.

hapkido_keith
4/14/2011 4:37pm,
I must cut through all this crap
Colin's an awesomely bearded chap
Girls love facial hair
And with him they did share
Now the poor lad's got the clap

Snake Plissken
4/14/2011 4:46pm,
Colin's beard is quite good I must say
Though 'beard' is not taken the way
Not a hair upon chin
I must say it again
It's the girl to make him look not ghey