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KhorneliusPraxx
3/11/2004 5:09pm,
WTF!!!!!!




Wed Feb 11, 6:32 AM ET



BERLIN (Reuters) - A German actress was taken to hospital after an artist injured her breasts while trying to cut open her bra with a chainsaw during a rehearsal for a stage show, she has told a newspaper.

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"It was the worst moment of my life. I thought, Sibylle, you're going to die," the actress, former porn star Sibylle Rauch, 43, told Bild newspaper.


The chainsaw operator, performance artist Marko Koenig, said Rauch was lying down during the rehearsal on Monday and suddenly bent forward just as he was applying the saw to her bra.


"I couldn't pull back the chainsaw quickly enough and cut her breast and stomach. It was terrible," he told Bild. The hospital in Karlsruhe, southwest Germany, where Rauch was treated declined to give details of her injuries. "We are not authorised to comment on our patients," a spokesman said.

LLL
3/11/2004 5:11pm,
That's wednesday

shironinja
3/11/2004 5:11pm,
So that's what happens to old porn stars.........

FingerorMoon?
3/11/2004 5:26pm,
A sobering moment.
I'll never take off my girlfriends bra with a chainsaw again.

LLL
3/11/2004 5:28pm,
I won't either...

All I'm missing is the girlfriend..

...and the chainsaw---

hapki_18
3/11/2004 5:29pm,
wow, sounds like a bad horror movie

shironinja
3/11/2004 5:39pm,
Wonder if it was a lack of communication or what...?!? Didn't know who was going to come forward...??

garbanzo
3/11/2004 5:49pm,
I too promise never again to remove FingerorMoon's girlfriend's bra with a chainsaw.

I kid. I kid.

But seriously, folks, I have considered performance art to be a load for some time, but really....

I recall, back in the 70's when there was a revival of this sort of thing (which had been done in the 50's in New York and just after WW1 in Zurich and Berlin) an artist amputated his own manhood one inch at a time and filmed it.

As least his wound was self inflicted.

You gotta wonder about the dude's assistant.

Driscoll
3/11/2004 6:30pm,
Dude, garbanzo, on the list of **** I don't need to know or hear about, tht ranks pretty high. Fuckin' hippie beatnik trash.

blankslate
3/11/2004 6:40pm,
Shoulda used a Dyson...

grego
3/11/2004 6:52pm,
Originally posted by FingerorMoon?
A sobering moment.
I'll never take off my girlfriends bra with a chainsaw again.

NOW THAT IS FUNNY!

Kenshin
3/11/2004 11:40pm,
One lousy accident isn't going to stop me from removing my girlfriends bra with a chainsaw.

X_plosion
3/12/2004 5:27am,
Yeesh! The lengths that performance artist went to.

And I thought some MA demos were unecessarily dangerous.:rolleyes:

Ippatsu182
3/12/2004 7:53am,
Well, you know how much padding those "wonder bras" have, don't you?

Raven
3/12/2004 8:50am,
Originally posted by Kenshin
One lousy accident isn't going to stop me from removing my girlfriends bra with a chainsaw.

HERE HERE!

Those clips are impossible to undo!

garbanzo
3/12/2004 9:26am,
Originally posted by Driscoll
Dude, garbanzo, on the list of **** I don't need to know or hear about, tht ranks pretty high. Fuckin' hippie beatnik trash.

Driscoll:

Where's the love, man?

Like, you gotta lighten up and get in the groove daddy-o.

As much as I appreciate your good natured ribbing, I must say, the intensity of your passion on this issue is somewhat alarming.

This is the thanks I get for trying to broaden the asthetic sensibilities of my fellow Bullshidoers.