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Hedgehogey
12/17/2010 6:06pm,
So my aunt in LA has sent me a bunch of her boyfriend's clothes. Aside from one truly technofabulous 80s style hoodie, it's all Affliction stuff. Classically Affliction stuff. Couture, Jackson, St. Pierre. If it's not entirely new, it's close enough for government work (he models sometimes, so that might be why).

What should I do with them? Keeping them around is not an option. Each second i'm around them, i'm getting worse at grappling. That's what Affliction does to you.

Some ideas:

-Some moron on Ebay surely likes this bullshit.

-Give them to a friend at the market who sells knockoff name brands and such.

-Some kind of pomo art project.

Permalost
12/17/2010 6:20pm,
I like the pomo art idea. Maybe stitch them all together like animal hides to make a tipi.

CrackFox
12/17/2010 6:32pm,
Give them to Oxfam, or whatever the American equivalent is. I thought you were into helping people out and ****.

P Marsh
12/17/2010 8:39pm,
You could wrap them around your hands and punch through windows.

hungryjoe
12/17/2010 9:03pm,
I used my old underwear that had the elastic torn around the waste band to clean up stains on the carpet from dog ****/piss when house breaking the puppies.

Also good for oil checks.

I know what you're thinking HH. Not that oil check.

Permalost
12/17/2010 9:27pm,
Make them into a big irregular hot air balloon for dramatic exits at grappling tournaments.

WhiteShark
12/17/2010 9:42pm,
How about don't be an overly affected little **** and give them to charity?

Holy Moment
12/17/2010 9:51pm,
Make them into a big irregular hot air balloon for dramatic exits at grappling tournaments.


http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/looter2.gif

Arskanator
12/17/2010 9:56pm,
Fire.

And lots of it.

Syphilis
12/18/2010 5:18am,
Give them to Oxfam, or whatever the American equivalent is. I thought you were into helping people out and ****.

This probably. Charity.

Hedgehogey
12/18/2010 6:06am,
The homeless are already suffering enough in winter without XTREME COUTURE

Larus marinus
12/18/2010 11:06am,
Give them to Christian Darrow?

Snake Plissken
12/18/2010 11:43am,
Cosplay For The Stars

Permalost
12/18/2010 12:44pm,
The homeless are already suffering enough in winter without XTREME COUTURE

They could always use them for fuel to stay warm.

JohnnyCache
12/18/2010 2:36pm,
Use them to pretend to be two different identical twins at tournaments. One, far too Xtreme, the other far too wapanese.