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Tranquil Suit
12/17/2010 5:56pm,
Sometimes during sparring you get hit in the balls. This is true.

Anyway, are groin shots easier if your balls are empty?
Follow up: Is it a good idea to jerk off before training?

This isn't a pair of huge problems per se. But I thought it'd be good to know.



P.S. Yes, I also wear a cup.

Permalost
12/17/2010 5:59pm,
What? Oh, that's just hair gel.

Muerteds
12/17/2010 6:05pm,
Why don't you try both and get back to us on how that worked out for you? In the ineterests of science, I recommend lots of repeatability. You'll need at least 30 each way to get statistically valid results.

Holy Moment
12/17/2010 6:49pm,
Yes and yes.

The primary reason for jerking off before training is to ensure that you don't get a boner while rolling, however.

Snake Plissken
12/17/2010 6:55pm,
Are you offering up your services in the locker room and, if so, how much?

judoka_uk
12/17/2010 7:04pm,
I usually empty my balls during sparring.

Rivington
12/17/2010 7:06pm,
Traditional Chinese Medicine suggests keeping your balls filled is better!

Holy Moment
12/17/2010 7:18pm,
Are you offering up your services in the locker room and, if so, how much?


Twenty dollars American for one trip through the glory hole.

If the stalls are all filled up you can take care of yourself in the urinals for free, though. Don't worry about the watching eyes of the other people using the facilities. Chances are, they'll just choose to believe that you're trying to shake off a few drops and will avert their eyes elsewhere.

Arskanator
12/17/2010 10:01pm,
I don't...

What...

I...

http://images2.memegenerator.net/jackie-chan/ImageMacro/2908862/MY-MIND-IS-FULL-OF-****.jpg

maofas
12/17/2010 10:48pm,
Taking a hit to the balls is like taking one to the gut. When I take one to the stomach, I tense my abs and breathe out at the same time.

So what I'm saying is, you have to time it so that right as the kick is making contact with your balls you blow your wad.

Uncle Skippy
12/17/2010 10:53pm,
I just remove my balls before sparring.

I used to just store them on the counter, but now I have a ball warmer to prevent 'cold shock' when I put them back in:

http://imgur.com/Dy4CN.gif
(got one that holds 3 for my spare ball)

and a ball polisher to keep them shiny:

http://imgur.com/HUmK1.jpg

I find doing this helps me avoid pain during sparring and keeps my balls in tip-top shape.

kayman101
12/18/2010 12:09am,
Dude, I think you need to get laid in the worst possible way.

Larus marinus
12/18/2010 11:15am,
I just remove my balls before sparring.

I used to just store them on the counter, but now I have a ball warmer to prevent 'cold shock' when I put them back in:

http://imgur.com/Dy4CN.gif
(got one that holds 3 for my spare ball)

and a ball polisher to keep them shiny:

http://imgur.com/HUmK1.jpg

I find doing this helps me avoid pain during sparring and keeps my balls in tip-top shape.

Do you ever varnish your balls to make them harder and more resilient to wear?

hoodedmonk
12/18/2010 12:13pm,
ask this jerk off!
YouTube - Brutal girl Kicking man's balls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJc_e5iHvqA&feature=related)

helmutlvx
12/18/2010 1:59pm,
YouTube - Mixed Wrestling - Crotch attacking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt_EtprjMIY&feature=related)

Oh ****. GOLDMINE!

Larus marinus
12/18/2010 6:08pm,
This is more than likely the set-up for a porno.

YouTube - Gorgeous Busty Babe Kicks Guys Balls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBwUMhWwV8s)