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goodlun
12/17/2010 12:15am,
As the title would imply I am looking for a good way to treat a fat lip as I got kneed right in the kisser while rolling this morning. Normally I wouldn't care at all but for the next 2 weeks I will be visiting banks for work and well sporting a fat lip isn't exactly the professional appearance I am going for. Can I just ice it down or is that going to cause some cracking and dryness issues to compound the problem?

bill_nye68
12/17/2010 12:59am,
Next time do what your man tells you to do and you wont have a fat lip!

Rock Ape
12/17/2010 1:06am,
Punch the lip again, just the make sure ?

Whacker
12/17/2010 1:07am,
amputate

Necroyunus
12/17/2010 1:21am,
or maybe thank God that you have such sexy fat juicy shiny lips

Strifes
12/17/2010 1:24am,
or maybe thank God that you have such sexy fat juicy shiny lips
The ****?

Necroyunus
12/17/2010 1:49am,
The ****?

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/fat_lips.jpg



Also, I found this(which wasnt so hard):
http://www.ehow.com/how_2126990_treat-fat-lip.html

Dak
12/17/2010 1:59am,
have it go for a run and start a better diet.

gregaquaman
12/17/2010 9:29am,
http://www.inspiredinsanity.com.au/images/uploads/accessories/mask%20half%20skull%20fangs.jpg

I have also heard taking a teaspoon of cement helps

DarkPhoenix
12/17/2010 9:32am,
I haven't had a fat lip that lasted more than a day or two, but ice and anti-inflammatory works as well.

Now get the **** back in the kitchen and finish cooking my dinner!

tao.jonez
12/17/2010 11:08am,
If all else fails, just say it's a reaction to something you ate.

Don't mention that it was a knee.

judoka_uk
12/17/2010 11:19am,
Considerately, fat girls have feelings too.

Permalost
12/17/2010 11:21am,
Silence, applied liberally.

twisted mind
12/17/2010 12:01pm,
I would suggest getting beaten with fists and knees to the surrounding areas so your lip will appear more normal.

tao.jonez
12/17/2010 2:17pm,
Considerately, fat girls have feelings too.

I confirmed this myself.

I asked a fat girl "How do you feel?"

She said "Hungry".

DarkPhoenix
12/17/2010 2:21pm,
I confirmed this myself.

I asked a fat girl "How do you feel?"

She said "Hungry".


Fat girls try harder!!!