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WhiteShark
10/06/2010 9:28am,
Ever get frustrated at practice and just do something wildly inappropriate?

Last night in gi I was getting frustrated with a brown belt that I couldn't do anything to and did a rolling toe hold form standing in his guard ala Ken Shamrock. In gi, yeah I'm an ass. As soon as I did It I realized what a tool bag I was being. :(

Your turn.

foxd
10/06/2010 9:44am,
I did a fake flying armbar(from the knees) on somebody who'd been going to class about two days last week.

He was grabbing the back of my head with his arm extended. I regret nothing!!!

Yeah I do. Damn.

Blue Negation
10/06/2010 9:44am,
Ever get frustrated at practice and just do something wildly inappropriate?

Last night in gi I was getting frustrated with a brown belt that I couldn't do anything to and did a rolling toe hold form standing in his guard ala Ken Shamrock. In gi, yeah I'm an ass. As soon as I did It I realized what a tool bag I was being. :(

Your turn.

Toe holds aren't allowed in gi against brown belts are your gym?

Hell, one of our purple belts has been a specialist at that very move since he was a blue.


As for a story... Umm... I was having trouble sweeping a newbie ex-wrestler at Judo during newaza, and I resorted to X-guard and deep half guard to get the top position the rest of the session despite it being material he'll never have to deal with in Judo competition.

Katriona1992
10/06/2010 9:45am,
I was sparring with this girl who kept on circling the rims of the mat. I kept on going after her, and she kept on running away-without even attempting to punch or kick. This continued for an entire round and a half (which is around three minutes) when I got so fed up that I just stood at the middle of the mat and just starred at her with raised eyebrows. She continued her jogging along the perimeter and didn't show a single sign of wanting to close in. In the third round, I stood in the middle again but, out of pure annoyance, put my two palms together under my head and faked sleeping. This finally got her angry and she came charging at me. I won by 8-1 but felt guilty about being disrespectful after the match.

WhiteShark
10/06/2010 9:55am,
Toe holds aren't allowed in gi against brown belts are your gym?

In IBJJF isn't it in the same category as heel hooks?

King Sleepless
10/06/2010 9:57am,
I was sparring with this girl who kept on circling the rims of the mat. I kept on going after her, and she kept on running away-without even attempting to punch or kick. This continued for an entire round and a half (which is around three minutes) when I got so fed up that I just stood at the middle of the mat and just starred at her with raised eyebrows. She continued her jogging along the perimeter and didn't show a single sign of wanting to close in. In the third round, I stood in the middle again but, out of pure annoyance, put my two palms together under my head and faked sleeping. This finally got her angry and she came charging at me. I won by 8-1 but felt guilty about being disrespectful after the match.

Two questions:

1. Are you hot?
2. Is she hot?

Southpaw
10/06/2010 10:00am,
Making people tap w/ knee on belly.

Yes I'm an asshole.

WhiteShark
10/06/2010 10:00am,
Making people tap w/ knee on belly.

Yes I'm an asshole.

This is supposed to be a specific instance not a lifestyle of dickery! :P

Blue Negation
10/06/2010 10:01am,
In IBJJF isn't it in the same category as heel hooks?

Eh, it's a legal move for brown belts to use I think. Not ranks below that.

But who cares about the IBJJF? "Reaping the knee", "Technicas Suburbanos", eh... leglock bigots.

Kambei Shimada
10/06/2010 10:04am,
Scorpion Crunched a noob last week.

DKJr
10/06/2010 10:06am,
White Shark thats a legit move.

My dick move? No hands standing passing blues/whites just cause I can and think it looks cool.

marcusdbrutus
10/06/2010 10:07am,
I bombed someone with uchi mata during grip fighting, because they kept insisting on grabbing me from the side and straddling my god damned leg.

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO THIS."

Scrapper
10/06/2010 10:10am,
Punching BJJ-ers form guard.

PointyShinyBurn
10/06/2010 10:13am,
In IBJJF isn't it in the same category as heel hooks?No, toe holds are legal for brown and black belts in IBJJF competition. For example: http://bjjtv.blogspot.com/2009/03/blog-post.html

Blue Negation
10/06/2010 10:15am,
Scorpion Crunched a noob last week.

Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me.

We got a "NO GI GRAPPLUR" in at the BJJ gym a few months ago during a no-gi session. He was neck cranking the **** out of comparative newbies and grinding, crossfacing, etc everything within reach. He looked like a horrible parody of a catch wrestler (we get a lot of catch wrestlers in the gym and they're usually pretty cool) but he was really hurting some of the white belts and blue belts (including a teenager and one of our female members).

I started standing with him for our 5 minutes of fun. Fun times: snapdown to a front guillotine, then various throws to a half boston crab, a stepover toehold + crossface, and the kesa gatame armlock/neck crank combo. As I hoped, he left soon after and didn't come back again. As I feared, I got bitched out by the instructor.

bigskymma
10/06/2010 10:23am,
Not to be a saint but I really have not pulled a dick move in my current gym. For the most part I am the smallest (lightest) and least experienced guy in the gym. While there are a few newer guys, the older more experienced guys do a really good job of watching making sure us "middlers" (not experienced guy but not total noobs) don't be dicks to the newer guys.

If I ever got frustrated enough to pull something cheap/harmful on a older guy, you can bet my ass would get beaten and everyone else would applaud.

That said if we have a cocky/asshole'ish newer guy, we are allowed to put them in line. For example, we had a guy come in and try to teach the class on his 3rd day. He was wrong on about everything. During sparring the guy gassed really early and asked people not to go to his body due to being tired. Being a relatively nice guy I agreed. However, this guy decided he would game the system by totally defending his head and not his body. After half a round of him guarding his head (big gloves, so pretty easy) and him trying to dig hard to my body, I slightly snapped. I threw 1-2 to close the distance then threw a shovel hook to the liver followed by a right hook to the body. Dropped the guy. He gets up and WTF's really loudly. Told him to stop gaming my kindness. He says ok but wants the rest of round off. BS, I force him to finish the round. He continues to game the gentleman's no body agreement. I spend the rest of the round beating the hell out of his body.