Category: News

The (Phone) Call of the Void

Editor's note: we wanted to cap off this ridiculous year by inviting a guest writer to comment on the state…

3 weeks ago

Are Martial Arts a form of Cultural Appropriation?

The academic definition of Cultural Appropriation is "the adoption of elements of a minority culture by members of the dominant culture". Last…

3 weeks ago

Soy Sauce “Cleanse” Renders Woman Brain Dead

Yes, we did not go for the obvious joke that she was already brain dead to attempt this in the…

1 month ago

Antivaxxers Responsible for 30% Increase in Measles Cases

Merry Christmas you shitty parents. Shame on you. You gullible cognitive troglodytes. Sure, you might suffer some of the consequence…

1 month ago

Astrophysicist and Science Ambassador Neil DeGrasse Tyson Accused of Sexual Misconduct

The Scientific community is not exempt from problems of predatory behavior, or out of the reach of the #MeToo movement;…

2 months ago

These Heroes Just Pulled Off the Greatest Academic Hoax of the Modern Age

It's 4 AM CST as we're typing this, and in a few hours a lot of people are going to…

4 months ago

People who think this way are more prone to believe Conspiracy Theories

...and as the saying goes, sometimes the reason is because you're stupid and make bad decisions. A recent study out…

5 months ago

Why We Can’t Have Nice Things: How the Internet Ruined Politics

The year was 1993. All jeans were "mom jeans", and Saved By The Bell was still poisoning the minds of the…

6 months ago

No Reasonable Person Would Believe What Alex Jones Says, say Alex Jones’ Attorneys

Leonard Pozner is the father of a six year old named Noah. Noah was murdered in his classroom in 2012.…

6 months ago