Many of you have been mislead to believe that martial arts are about fighting. Fools! This is what true martial arts are about: dressing up in a red hippieskirt and paying some old asian guy XX thousand dollars to let him perform crappy aikido on you while you throw yourself into the air like a spastic ragdoll in a moshpit. For that is truly the way to align yourself with cosmos and the divine force within yourself that is chi, the ultimate power.