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Many of you have been mislead to believe that martial arts are about fighting. Fools! This is what true martial arts are about: dressing up in a red hippieskirt and paying some old asian guy XX thousand dollars to let him perform crappy aikido on you while you throw yourself into the air like a spastic ragdoll in a moshpit. For that is truly the way to align yourself with cosmos and the divine force within yourself that is chi, the ultimate power.
My favorite part was when the "master" used his magical chi powers on 7 or 8 of the men in a line, causing a chi chain reaction that sent them all hopping and bounding and flying away.
My favorite part was when the "master" used his magical chi powers on 7 or 8 of the men in a line, causing a chi chain reaction that sent them all hopping and bounding and flying away.
What?
and you wonder why there's hunger and war
jajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajaja aaayyy... bunny jumps...
Those skirts are so 1950! Show some leg!
aha! these guys could totally win so you think you can dance!
i don't like this video but maybe thats just because i'm not a fan of "Interperative Dance"
I have been wasting my time looking for SAMBO and MT, clearly.
my beard has teh r3al chi powerz. it makes gentile women run and scream and flail their arms like that all the time!
that was totally craptastic