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Pojac
06-10-2005, 02:59 PM
According to Phil: http://www.paxbaculum.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2093

"I have a confession to make to all of you. It occurred to me today as I was chuckling over something that came up in a Web search.

I love those kids at Bullshido.com.

I mean, yes, intellectually I can't hold them in anything but contempt, and I certainly could never throw my support behind such an utter trainwreck of a site. No forum where the inmates run the asylum could get my explicit support. (For that matter, if you've ever read Neal "Phrost" Fletcher's impossibly arrogant and self-important blustering about his own website, you'd get the impression the only thing keeping him from accepting the Nobel Peace Prize is the fact that his forum is above that sort of thing.)

From a perfectly pragmatic perspective, though, I owe them a debt of gratitude. I didn't start cracking 700,000 hits a month on our free content until they started whining and obsessing about me over there. They've done more to promote my work at The Martialist™ than I think I've done, and that's saying a lot considering how much effort I put into marketing. I don't know if they sit in front of their computers picturing me seething at their posts critical of me, or if they think it makes me sad, or what, but I have to say I spend most of my time quietly thanking them. Controversy and negative publicity are as valuable, if not more so, than positive press -- and I certainly could never put the kind of time and energy into that sort of marketing that they do for me, free of charge.

I don't know why I felt like sharing that; I was just feeling particularly candid and grateful."

And yes, I know by posting this I'm just giving him even more "publicity." Is it still controversy when a lot of people are talking about you but they all agree you're a moron?

Yrkoon9
06-10-2005, 03:08 PM
Phil,

I know you will read this. I just need to tell you. I love you, man. If it weren't for you my life would be much emptier and sadder than it is right now. But just knowing you are out there brings a ray of sunshine into my life. It's a good day to be me, mainly because I am not you.

JohnnyCache
06-10-2005, 03:20 PM
What can you even say to phil? He's just . . . out of it. He's getting more Ashida Kimmy every day. He can't fight, and that's all there is too it.

VikingPower
06-10-2005, 03:39 PM
The majority of the hits probably come from Bullshidoka who need a good laugh at his pictures. This is great too:

I don't know if they sit in front of their computers picturing me seething at their posts critical of me, or if they think it makes me sad, or what, but I have to say I spend most of my time quietly thanking them.

Sure, he's not bothered by us one bit. *cough* Bullshido.biz! *cough*

PirateJon
06-10-2005, 03:41 PM
I like the uber-troll theory.

Why else would you even mention a site where people could go to learn how he's a fraud/nutcase?

Wacky.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
06-10-2005, 04:06 PM
I mean, yes, intellectually I can't hold them in anything but contempt

Ho ho!

KickAHippie
06-10-2005, 04:06 PM
According to Phil: http://www.paxbaculum.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2093
(For that matter, if you've ever read Neal "Phrost" Fletcher's impossibly arrogant and self-important blustering about his own website, you'd get the impression the only thing keeping him from accepting the Nobel Peace Prize is the fact that his forum is above that sort of thing.)

Now we know Phil is full of shit. It is common knowledge that Phrost did accept that Nobel prize as he wears it to class. Every time he taps he gets up and says, "yeah well have you won a Nobel Peace Prize mother fucker?" and then hits the person he just rolled with over the head. That fucking thing hurts.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
06-10-2005, 04:07 PM
How large is a Nobel Peace Prize?

Judah Maccabee
06-10-2005, 04:09 PM
Phil Elmore reminds me of a kangaroo.

Indigestion alert!


http://media.skoopy.com/misc/snake_roo/1.jpg




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http://media.skoopy.com/misc/snake_roo/3.jpg

Judah Maccabee
06-10-2005, 04:10 PM
http://media.skoopy.com/misc/snake_roo/4.jpg




http://media.skoopy.com/misc/snake_roo/5.jpg




http://media.skoopy.com/misc/snake_roo/6.jpg

Judah Maccabee
06-10-2005, 04:11 PM
http://media.skoopy.com/misc/snake_roo/8.jpg




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http://media.skoopy.com/misc/snake_roo/43.jpg

Judah Maccabee
06-10-2005, 04:11 PM
http://media.skoopy.com/misc/snake_roo/46.jpg

A kangaroo swallowed by the snakey Bullshido!

Wounded Ronin
06-10-2005, 04:15 PM
Ha ha, I guess holding someone intellectually in contempt means banning them whenever they argue with you.

Knightmare
06-10-2005, 04:15 PM
Knightmare's Fun Fact of the Day - Snakes are most vunerable to predator attacks during feeding!

Phrost
06-10-2005, 04:26 PM
650,000 of those 700,000 hits a month come from people on this site going over there to point and snicker.

Who said I wouldn't want a Nobel Prize? If there was one given for fighting bullshit, I'd be a ways back on the list behind James Randi, Carl Sagan, Michael Shermer, and Penn and Teller, to name a few. Besides, most of you guys do the work, I just pay the bills and keep shit tidy.

Mr. Mantis
06-10-2005, 04:48 PM
Should we do a charity drive to make Phil hate us?

I can make him hate us.

Phil loves bullshido.net


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