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Clyde
06-01-2005, 08:34 PM
Check out this website, you'll even find Ashida Kim as a member, well, Ok, he's a member LOL. Something I noticed, do you see how young these masters and Sokes are these days LOL,Man, they must've found the fountain of youth or something LOL

http://www.eaglefederation.com/eaglefed/martialarts/emaf/?page=http://www.eaglefederation.com/eaglefed/martialarts/emaf/founder.php


http://www.eaglefederation.com/eaglefed/efregistry/registry.php

OH yea, here, take a look at his lovely wife LOL.


http://christalcarpenter.us/

Now, give em hell LOL.


Have a great Kenpo day

Clyde

beka
06-01-2005, 09:26 PM
"Shodai soke Grandmaster of Zendo"

I think my neighbor has a game with little pyramids called Zendo. He's always trying to get me to play, but he's going to have to ply me with red wine if he wants me to partake.

ArmchairNinja
06-01-2005, 09:54 PM
These chumps are clearly trading memberships in their own styles/federations/associations/councils/younameit, so they can all have a black belt and honorary title in at least 20 different things. I mean wtf is a "Doctorate of Philosophy in Zendo" or "Universal Order of Knights- Knight, Grandmaster"?

CanucKyokushin
06-01-2005, 09:56 PM
I don't fuckin' believe this shit.This guy looks he's just a little older then me.He's a grand-master in his own style.Can anyone translate ZENDO?That sounds like a Bs name for a style.

Founder and President of Eagle Federation

Shodai soke Grandmaster of Zendo

Order of Eagle Fellowship- Knight, Master, Grandmaster

Universal Order of Knights- Knight, Grandmaster

Doctorate of Philosophy in Zendo

Tae Kwon-Do

Juko-Ryu Ju Jitsu

Fudoshin Ryu Ninjitsu

Dragon Kenpo

Yoshin Ryu Jujitsu

Aikido

ShotokanWhat I can't believe also that he got his shodan from a legit Aikido group.



Shodai Soke(First Generation Soke)
Minimum of age requirement of 21, Style must also be recognized
by at least one other organization. Must hold 5th Degree in two styles
and show a breakdown of the style and rank requirements.What if that organization isn't legit?


So this is how I wasted my 200 post.

Maestro Nobones
06-01-2005, 09:58 PM
i discovered recently thatthe GM of my previous style is a member of that world sokeship alliance (or whatever) website.

sigh.

CanucKyokushin
06-01-2005, 10:00 PM
Doctorate of Philosophy in Zendo.


Did he give himself a degree in his own style?

ArmchairNinja
06-01-2005, 10:05 PM
They're offering free memberships to the eagle federation thingy, and you get one of those cool certificates where you can specify rank and style. Kinda like the Ashida Kim deal without the 55 bucks.
http://www.eaglefederation.com/eaglefed/martialarts/emaf/mbc.php

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
06-01-2005, 10:38 PM
I'd like to see a larger version of any of the sword pictures from the first link. People trying to look like samurai while wearing karate gi and holding stainless steel bars are always a scream.

mikkyou
06-01-2005, 10:50 PM
zendo-the way to enlightment.
I don't understand Ashida Kim titles:first grandmaster of black ryu?
I thought his Koga hai lun ryu was "Ninjutsu" but on the site it says Jujutsu truly baffling

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
06-01-2005, 10:54 PM
Was it Ashida or someone else that made up Mugei Mumei Ryu?

Ms.DuBois
06-01-2005, 11:01 PM
I think that was just great, because if that guy is a Grandmaster..then I can be the Queen of Eygpt! No wonder people don't take martial arts seriously anymore, that kid and his fake titles really hurt us all.

FighterJones
06-01-2005, 11:21 PM
i discovered recently thatthe GM of my previous style is a member of that world sokeship alliance (or whatever) website.

sigh.

Think of the positive aspect of this, at least when you go to a school, just check out the organizations your affiliated with.

eyebeams
06-02-2005, 12:21 AM
"Shodai soke Grandmaster of Zendo"

I think my neighbor has a game with little pyramids called Zendo. He's always trying to get me to play, but he's going to have to ply me with red wine if he wants me to partake.


That's by a little game company called Looney Labs. They make great games. Those little pyramids are called icehouse pieces and they have a bunch of games you can play with 'em.

Poop Loops
06-02-2005, 12:25 AM
Was it Ashida or someone else that made up Mugei Mumei Ryu?

Ashida's using it, so you can bet good money that he stole it from somewhere else.

PL

FingerorMoon?
06-02-2005, 12:54 AM
Man, I needed that today, that site rules.
My favourite bit:

News - Eagle Federation Community has been removed.
Due to no interest in the forum I have removed EF Community!!

ha ha ha ha ha
At least he is honest. He has an intricate system of knights and knighthoods and masters but can't find anyone to talk to.
Ba ha ha ha ha

king of seals
06-02-2005, 04:40 AM
*9th Black Belt, Shodai Soke Kuroi Ryu *6th Black Belt Koga Hai Lun Ryu *Ju Jitsu, Shotokan and Judo

This is supposed to be the "Martial Arts History" of Ashida Kim...

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