Gringo Grande
03-01-2005, 06:11 AM
I originally found Bullshido via a link through Sherdog. For those that aren't familiar with the site, Sherdog is a large, if not the largest, MMA community/site on the web. Unfortunately, in my opinion, in the mere 3 years I have read the site, it has fallen a looooooong way mainly due to underage, testosterone driven keyboard warriors and nuthugging fans. Perhaps one out of every ten threads is now a decent read and inevitably someone craps those up,
While making comments on the most recent TUF episode, it crossed my mind that we could enable a "Sherdogspeak" translator much like the "Djimbespeak translator". The end result would be something like this (original posts by myself and Vargas in Combat Sports):
VARGAS:
I think it should have gone to overtime. I could almost see a split decision to Bobby but to Stephan? That didn't make any sense to me. Besides the fact he was a little more aggressive in charging towards Bobby, he ate a lot of punches and a couple of knees. That spinning kick didn't seem to do any serious damage and he didn't do anything on the ground. They both attempted about the same number of submissions, I might give Bobby the edge in that.
Bottom Line: Bobby got robbed. It happens, that's why you go for the sub or the KO. Sucks to be him. . .
GRINGO GRANDE
Hmmm I thought Stephen landed more knees and was more effective from the clinch. I don't think either tried any great submissions on the ground and had an equal amount of reversals. I think Stephan had that guillotine sunk in the first but screwed it up by trying to jump into a standing guard or some crap. I think a 3rd round was needed but I would have given a split decision to Stephan.
Sherdogspeak translated:
VARGAS:
What teh fuck was up with that fucking bullshit decision? Stephan sucks ass and Bobby was kicking his bitch ass all around the ring. That faggot ass spinning kick from Taekwondo didn't do shit and Bobby pwned that bitch on the ground. Fucking piece of shit UFC judges and Dana White don't know shit...I'm watching Pride. Bobby got fucking screwed because he was black. Fuck all yout Couture/Team Quest nuthuggers...I'm not watching TUF anymore.
GRINGO GRANDE
Hey Fuck you Vargas you pussy ass bitch....fucking keyboard warrior...I'll kick your bitch ass worse than Stephan did to Bobby. Why u bitchaz always have to bring up race shit? Stephan beat Bobby's whining, punk ass down. Do you even train? You must do Kung Fu or some pussy shit. (insert random comment about mother). Get Bobby's cock out of your mouth and Liddell's balls out of your hands your fucking bitch ass nuthugger.
See...shouldn't be too hard to program something to translate decent, throughtful comments into posts full of infantile whining, posturing, poor grammar, and worse spelling. Might actually be amusing.
Gringo Grande
While making comments on the most recent TUF episode, it crossed my mind that we could enable a "Sherdogspeak" translator much like the "Djimbespeak translator". The end result would be something like this (original posts by myself and Vargas in Combat Sports):
VARGAS:
I think it should have gone to overtime. I could almost see a split decision to Bobby but to Stephan? That didn't make any sense to me. Besides the fact he was a little more aggressive in charging towards Bobby, he ate a lot of punches and a couple of knees. That spinning kick didn't seem to do any serious damage and he didn't do anything on the ground. They both attempted about the same number of submissions, I might give Bobby the edge in that.
Bottom Line: Bobby got robbed. It happens, that's why you go for the sub or the KO. Sucks to be him. . .
GRINGO GRANDE
Hmmm I thought Stephen landed more knees and was more effective from the clinch. I don't think either tried any great submissions on the ground and had an equal amount of reversals. I think Stephan had that guillotine sunk in the first but screwed it up by trying to jump into a standing guard or some crap. I think a 3rd round was needed but I would have given a split decision to Stephan.
Sherdogspeak translated:
VARGAS:
What teh fuck was up with that fucking bullshit decision? Stephan sucks ass and Bobby was kicking his bitch ass all around the ring. That faggot ass spinning kick from Taekwondo didn't do shit and Bobby pwned that bitch on the ground. Fucking piece of shit UFC judges and Dana White don't know shit...I'm watching Pride. Bobby got fucking screwed because he was black. Fuck all yout Couture/Team Quest nuthuggers...I'm not watching TUF anymore.
GRINGO GRANDE
Hey Fuck you Vargas you pussy ass bitch....fucking keyboard warrior...I'll kick your bitch ass worse than Stephan did to Bobby. Why u bitchaz always have to bring up race shit? Stephan beat Bobby's whining, punk ass down. Do you even train? You must do Kung Fu or some pussy shit. (insert random comment about mother). Get Bobby's cock out of your mouth and Liddell's balls out of your hands your fucking bitch ass nuthugger.
See...shouldn't be too hard to program something to translate decent, throughtful comments into posts full of infantile whining, posturing, poor grammar, and worse spelling. Might actually be amusing.
Gringo Grande
