Phil Elmore: Baddest Man in the Whole Damn Town (Photoshop Fun too!)

[afronaut]

Badder than ol' King Kong? Or merely meaner than a junkyard dog?

Note the eyebrow raise.

http://www.themartialist.com/images/sevillian01.jpg

[Honey Badger]

Where's Doris?

[Judah Maccabee]

How about the link? :p

http://www.themartialist.com

http://www.themartialist.com/images/gunfu00.jpg

[fug]

"As you will read many times in The Martialist, the choice is yours."

Thank God.

[tkdan28]

what the fuck's wrong with his left eye?

[LolodesBois]

Why is he putting his hand in front of his face therefore loosing the target from eye sight ?

Typical RBSD :
1. take a dorking fighting stance which almost look like 'hey don't come closer'
2. 'no really stop'
3. Bang ! "I killed you you homeless peace of trash!"

[Judah Maccabee]

Hahahahahaha, I just found this:

http://www.themartialist.com/qanda.htm

I've read posts online by people who don't like you or who say you shouldn't be taken seriously.

I'm not surprised. Why would you take them seriously? One of my favorite critics is a particularly sad, anonymous devotee of the S.C.A.R.S. combat system who seems to have profoundly low self-esteem. A few others include people whose systems I've publicly panned, like the "Hikuta" practitioners, as well as various brittle ninja and other pretenders. Every time someone like that criticizes me online, I know I'm doing something right – because anyone who would side with these kung-fools is going to get what he deserves, ultimately.


KUNGFOOLS!?

[A.D.D]

Why is he putting his hand in front of his face therefore loosing the target from eye sight ?




If you see the deadly eyebrow raise you know you are in for some kinda ass kicking or Star Wars convention. I can't decide.

:new_alien

The truth is out there bitches!

Edit: sexy typo

[Bang!]

I once used the eyebrow raise to avoid a fight.

[Olorin]

http://www.themartialist.com/knives.htm

[kenpofred]

http://www.themartialist.com/knives.htm


Looks like he cuts his hair with those knives.

[ImAlrdyNum]

Check out the website of the martial arts school he attends:

http://www.shanliangli.com/

He helped "create" this art with the help of his friend and teacher David Pearson, who only has a black belt in Judo and a self-assigned black belt in his own system. Too funny.

[JoKyoNym]

Apparently this guy is a true believer in the whole "I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 mentality". Of course the likelyhood of him shooting somebody that wanted a quarter to make a phone call is probably 12 fold over the average guy as well.

[Oddjob]

I once used the eyebrow raise to avoid a fight.

I now have a training routine while at the monitor.

[JKDChick]

afronaut, not that I mind, but what IS your thing with Phil?

[MaverickZ]

Badder than ol' King Kong? Or merely meaner than a junkyard dog?

Note the eyebrow raise.

http://www.themartialist.com/images/sevillian01.jpg

he don't look like no Leroy Brown to me