KungFuDoesWork vs ThaiboxerKen Fundraising thread

[Deadpan Scientist]

They both want to fight each other, and both are citing money problems. As Patfromlogan said, plane tickets are only 250 or so from Portland to Socal.

KFDW: The crazy Monkey Kung Fu Master. 23 years doing Monkey kung fu

TBK: Muay thai and wrestling.

Here's a list of people that are going to put up money (donations will be sent through paypal, then Bullshido will buy the ticket for one of them):

$50 Patfromlogan
$30 Brandeissansoo

[Thaiboxerken]

I'll do it at SBG or another neutral location in Portland.

[Pandinha]

I'll chip in 100 bucks.

[Pandinha]

KFDW won't do it though. He is pussy personified.

[fernando]

ill have to check with the gym manager and ill get back to you later in the week

ill video and post it asap if this does happen, it would be a first!

[Thaiboxerken]

That would be sweet.

I have to wonder what the stats of KFDW are though, perhaps I will be outweighing him by unfair amount, or the other way around. I'll be glad to it either way.

TKD - 5'2" 180lbs (probably 165 fighting weight).

[hythloday]

ohh man i this should be funny. now are we taking bets on the winner or who makes the best im not a pussy but excuse

please post this fight ASAP

[Thaiboxerken]

Hyth, I am a pussy, but I'll fight in Portland under MMA rules.

[Thaiboxerken]

No eyegouging, no biting, no time limit. MMA gloves, wrestling shoes or no shoes at all.

[Thaiboxerken]

Every technique employed must be announced. So if I kick KFDW, i have to say "Muay Thai Round Kick!!" right before I do it.

[hythloday]

OK must state every tech hmmmm.........CHECKING THE OIL.............MONKEY GRABS PEAR..........hmmmm i dunoo may not work to well but id love to see the fight

[Thaiboxerken]

Hajemamema!!

[Thaiboxerken]

KFDW will be allowed to throw chi energy at me, I can take it.

[Thaiboxerken]

Me too.

[hythloday]

ummm it has been a while im a little rusty with my hadouken but if you want i can train you in the ways of hadou

(sorry SF buff i know im a fucktard)

[Thaiboxerken]

Nah, I'll need to concentrate all my training on getting into shape again. If this is planned well enough, I might even train with the SBG guys to get there. Would that, should that, be allowed?